Definitions by Hym Iam
Hamas tunnels
If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
Hamas tunnels by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
Old Yeller
Hym "The old yeller angle is free! So free! God you guys are bad at this! Wow, honey, it's- Look... Say the words... That I said... Do it! It's easy. It wins there. Cite some Peta and veterinarian stats. Easy W. It just works there. Why lose when you could win? It doesn't make any sense. What are you doing? It's- You're just- You're just not doing that right. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived."
Old Yeller by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Private
You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
Lms
Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."
37 assassinations
In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.
Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"
37 assassinations by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Garouden
Hym "And what's really impressive about Garouden is the scenery. The shrines, houses, landscapes all gorgeous. The pacing is good. Literally EVERYTHING... About this show... Is good. It is literally the perfect non-fantasy Anime."