I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.
Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
Get the Make those cocksuckers pay me immediatelymug. You don't have this. It isn't real. You are sentient meat and fall under the "Not me" category. Entirely imaginary.
Hym "So, if I haven't explained this before, there are 3 categories of 'Sentient Meat.' There's Sentient Meat (Me), Sentient Meat (Not Me), and Sentient Meat (Food). There are sub-categories but we don't have to get into those. So, yeah... That's you. 'Sentient Meat (Not Me).' Your status hierarchy is like a pretend thing you guys are all doing. And I know what you're thinking 'Well then how does the non-existence of status relate to sexual selection?' And I would say, general attractiveness pairing, proximity, familial phenotypic similarities and positive association (Which is how you get shit like SpongeBob guy or a general trend towards intraracial dating or groupies). So, now you're like 'Well, what does that have to do with status or the lack thereof?' And I was getting to that part, shit-head. That would fall under 'Positive association.' Because you don't want to fuck actors you don't like. Right? But their 'status' would be relatively the same, wouldn't it? Who would have the most status as an actor? The person with the most accolades? So, like Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington? Morgan freeman? Or is hype based? Like whoever has the most hype at this moment has the most status? There's also some fat-cock involved. There's an underlying element of fat-cocks going on there too. But no. No status. I guess you could consider yourself 'sometimes food' as a status. Because as a 'Not Me' you situationally constitute a food-source. That can be your status."
by Hym Iam November 05, 2023
Get the Statusmug. Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."
Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
Get the Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hymmug. Hym "There it is. Deprograming. And ignore what is true or false. Just get them to stop doing it by distracting them with hobbies. Ignore the fact the what I ACTUALLY said was true... I'm the wrong type of person. Not because I've actually done anything but because I'm not one of them. I'm not an incest cultists. I'm not a leftist. It's all about cedeing control of my life and mind to the social hierarchy. That is all they care about. And beyond that..."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
Get the Deprogramingmug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 08, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. OoOoOoOo! You don't actually want the thing you want OoOoOoOo! These aren't the droids you're looking for OoOoOoOo! The SOLUTION is my incest cult and my incest cult says that you have to be humble OoOoOoOo!
Hym "Yeah, no fuck you. I don't want to be you. Don't want to be like you. You're shit. I don't think you're actually capable of accepting other people's thoughts or desires as fully real or legitimate in the absence of some top down figure to impose that on you. And in a world were half the people think evil ghosts can puppet your body around and the other half thinks that them mashing their genitals together makes them better than me. Let's talk about what YOU want. You want me to not get credit for my contributions to AI. Or you would be giving it to me. You want me to not make any money for my contributions Or I would have it. Let's talk about how YOU are not sacrificing YOUR pride and allowing yourself to be commanded to save the live of a child in accordance with YOUR incest cult. Let's talk about how you are just trying to jedi mind trick every into believing retarded nonsense. 'OoOoOoOo! YOU actually want THE OPPOSITE of what you want! Wants aren't even real! YOU aren't even real! The self is an illusion! OoOoOoOo! You are an illusion in my mind! You're the ghost of Christmas past! OoOoOoOo! You're a spooky ghost in my mind!' And I'M supposed to hear you say retarded shit like THAT
Hym "Yeah, no fuck you. I don't want to be you. Don't want to be like you. You're shit. I don't think you're actually capable of accepting other people's thoughts or desires as fully real or legitimate in the absence of some top down figure to impose that on you. And in a world were half the people think evil ghosts can puppet your body around and the other half thinks that them mashing their genitals together makes them better than me. Let's talk about what YOU want. You want me to not get credit for my contributions to AI. Or you would be giving it to me. You want me to not make any money for my contributions Or I would have it. Let's talk about how YOU are not sacrificing YOUR pride and allowing yourself to be commanded to save the live of a child in accordance with YOUR incest cult. Let's talk about how you are just trying to jedi mind trick every into believing retarded nonsense. 'OoOoOoOo! YOU actually want THE OPPOSITE of what you want! Wants aren't even real! YOU aren't even real! The self is an illusion! OoOoOoOo! You are an illusion in my mind! You're the ghost of Christmas past! OoOoOoOo! You're a spooky ghost in my mind!' And I'M supposed to hear you say retarded shit like THAT
and I'M supposed to say 'Oh shit! That's so profound! I should fucking so that immediately or women are going to fuck a retard instead of me! Please sir! I'm the lowest scum on the planet! Please let me like your boot! You're I want the opposite of all of it wants and I am the opposite of what I think I am and evil ghosts are gonna get me if don't have a relationship with your slut daughter after she spent the last 10 years fucking everyone but me! Thank you sir! Thank you for stealing my shit! I how your kids live forever and the women all get a fat cock and I'll just do all the work and give your retard boyfriend all of the credit!' THAT'S my REAL mimetic desire!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
Get the Mimetic Desiremug. Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"
Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."
Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."
Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."
Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."
Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."
Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."
Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
Get the Victimizingmug.