Hym Iam's definitions

Wife

Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her.

Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...

A good girl for not getting slutted-out while you slutted out other woman and waiting for you (her best option) to find her. 'Wait for me to get done fucking all these women AND THEN I'll have a relationship with you. Just hold on a sec while I contribute to these other girl's body count and ruin them for other high value men AND THEN I'll be your husband. Don't do the thing the other women I fucked did... Which is... fuck me... before I was ready to have a relationship with you...' So, you're only together because neither of you can fuck people better than eachother? Is there any way for her to INCREASE her value? Because it's implicit in your ethos that she's doing the best she could possibly do.... So, why isn't she working on herself? If there are better men than you... her value could increase.... why isn't she trying to increase her value... to get the men that are better than you... if her goal is to get the best man... rather than the YOU man. Either her value CAN'T increase. YOUR value must be so much greater than hers that even improvement wouldn't lead her value to surpass your and (therefore) still couldn't do better than you. OR there is something else contributing to her decision to maintain the same value when she SHOULD be trying to find someone better than you. I guess it's good for you that your wife sucks a much as she does or she would be with a pro athlete with a fatter cock."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023

Alive

She's... You know...

Iam "Alive, right?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

3 boobs

Yeah, I mean, there was a chick who did that already.

Hym "Yeah, no a chick did the 3 boobs thing already but I don't really advocate for cosmetic surgery so... Your body is fine. It's fine. If the technology isn't congruent with safe and effective or non-damaging surgery then you're volunteering yourself as a guinea pig for unnecessary surgery until the technology gets there. So, I don't know, maybe relax a bit on the surgery, ok?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Destroyed

But is it going to stop his daughters from getting fucked by one of my sycophants?

Hym "I mean, one of them already fucked Jordan's daughter.... They're just around now. There's no avoiding it. Me with my shit belonging to me... OR... You lying in wait... Waiting for the inevitable daughter fucking... I mean, it'll destroy your relationship. Trying to prevent it will cause your relationship to be destroyed. There's only one out. They only path to victory for you is through defeat."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Better

Or worse?

Idiot "YoU tHiNk YoU'rE bEtTeR tHaN gOd!?"

Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"

Idiot "......"

Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"

Idiot "....."

Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐

Idiot "........"

Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."

Idiot "...."

Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022