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Oh hey! You wanted the thing! That's hilarious. He's right though. He does look badass when he smokes.
Hym "Oh! Right you saw the little diatribe. You don't have to convince me. I know you're perfectly qualified to talk about things that are outside of your wheelhouse. You know, in addition to money, I think I should be getting so free stuff. I think that would be cool. Signed copy of some books and comic books You know? Free tumbler (also signed).... Hmmm... What else? Nudes.... Not from you but... Well... How much would you pay to NOT have your nudes released? On second thought... Give me nudes so I can blackmail you with them! But ALSO other nudes. The hot kind. Ummm... Signed replica portal gun.... Homelander costume and signed picture with the Homelander... I don't know like a hat... A full suit of Goblinslayer armor... A PhD... or a doctorate. I mean... You gave Taylor Swift one and I defeated her.... You know, cool shit."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Diatribemug. Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Get the Side with my parentsmug. Mental gymnastics you way into tolerating a SHIT life until society can coerce you into breeding more laborers.
Hym "Psychiatrists are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You hear the story about that girl in the Netherlands who opted for euthanasia? The Psychiatrist tells her that there is NOTHING MORE they can do for her.... What did they do!? For her, I mean? What did they do? NOTHING. They don't do anything. The people who are in it still need it. The shit religious zealots just want people to do their incest cult so it's good for them. Created desperate that you 'tried to help' so you can shovel them into the church. Get them to kill themselves. All so they don't murder your kids. And then they just do it anyway. It doesn't work. And it doesn't work because you have stubborn egotistical PhDs who want you to be a Npc. Absolute farce. You want to improve the mental health of the country. Hang all the therapists. I GUARANTEE success. Worst fucking people on the planet."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Get the Psychiatristmug. Hym "LET THE GREAT JEW-NEWS WAR OF 2025 BEGIN! I WILL COME FOR YOUR HEADS! I WILL COME FOR YOUR JEW-DAUGHERS! AND WHEN I AM DONE YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH NEITHER!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Warmug. Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
Get the The Problemmug. I don't know the guy's name but he does interviews on TikTok where he asks women questions for red pill content. The man is a genius and he asked an exceptionally brilliant question recently and I want to walk you through it.
Genius "So... What would a matriarchy look like?"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Matriarchymug. by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
Get the Monkeymug.