Gatekeepers

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.
Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean ๐Ÿ–• that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Helpful

What you are not. What is referencing me supposed to do for me? Nothing. Useless. "Not justifying it! Just explaining it!" Like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? And not the quote in and of itself but the fact that you are doing it in reference to me. What is that supposed to me to me. Yes. I understand that you are reading this. Crediting me with the fruits of my labor would prove that you are not better than me. Which is exactly why you are not doing it.
Hym "Oh, and I almost forgot to mention (well, not really 'forgot' but I wanted to sit in this for a while) remember the other week when I had some guy behind the counter of a gas station say the name of the last restaurant I was at before he even address the fact that he was ringing up my purchase? Well, that same night I had a pair of kids (looked maybe 16-18) pull up next to me as I was driving, get my attention, the passenger either flipped me off or point up to the sky (either ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ–•), and then they sped off, and honked their horn 3 times. That's shit isn't normal. If that shit isn't insane to you then you degree is as meaningless as your book. Famous YouTubers referencing me also isn't normal but is slowly becoming a common phenomenon. That's not helpful. It's so not helpful that it suffices to say that it seems intended to be the opposite of helpful. The former is going to continue happening regardless of how hard I work. And if you want me to 'be normal' then that is no longer an option. A 'normal' does not have to tolerate this. Therefore, I will not tolerate this. If the bus driver can't be reasoned with and he refuses to turn the wheel; if don't need to let him drive me off of a cliff."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2022
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Figure it out

I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.
A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2025
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Submitted

Hey, wow! Look at that! Haven't seen that screen in a while. Cool.
Hym "Actually, now that I've been able to infer that whether or not I get the submitted screen has no relationship to whether you're able to see this I don't actually know what it means that it's back up. Unlike the fact that women are fucking retards at work and then lying and making excuses as to why they're doing it. I know exactly what that means for me and for everyone else and can infer that with a nigh-perfect level of accuracy."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
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Submitted

Hey! Look at that! The servers are up! Now that the election is over I get my freeze peach!
Hym "It's almost as if you only get rights so long as they don't affect anything and people are happy about you having them! Weird! That's a weird thing! I thought I was never going to see the submitted screen again. Severs are up and as soon as I get my money everything will be right with the world."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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Not Guilty

Isn't it wild that you have a person (in Piers Morgan) who claims to be a staunch believer in God who will still go on his show and lie blatantly on camera about what happened on that train?

Hym "So, NBC reported that Neely neither had a weapon nor threatened to use one. The initial reporting had no mention of threats of violence but rather ranting about being hungry and thirsty and not caring whether he lived or died (again reported by NBC). The defense tried to claim that Neely died from a combination of Schizophrenia, synthetic Marijuana, Sickle trait, and the struggle of being restrained and that there was no way to know how much pressure was used while Penny was choking him which is FUCKING INSANE!
The fact that they were even able to suggest that as a cause of death is FUCKING INSANE! 1. An autopsy would show bruising around Neely's neck and you would be able to deduce from that bruising how much pressure was used to strangle him to death. 2. YOU KNOW that that list of bullshit is not what caused him to die there! Holy shit! That is fucking wild! A not guilty verdict is insane there. These pundits where just recently decrying the fact the progressives were conflating speech with violence... Only to turn around and call Jordan Neely's speech violence and then say it's justification to strangle him to death. I, myself, am living proof they do not care about threats of violence (or they wouldn't be stealing my shit and using my rhetoric to both win elections and proselytize for the incest cult). But there were 2 people other than Penny subduing Neely. It is AT THAT POINT that it is incumbent upon Penny to stop strangling Neely. And now you have the pundits cheering on the death of Neely while decrying people for cheering on the death of Health insurance CEO. It's insane. These people are vermin. I think we would have got more milage out of a pundit assassin."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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Sleeping

What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜ฉ *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ"

Hym "I need... ๐Ÿค” The blood of my vanquished enemies. ๐Ÿ˜Œ"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜ฃ "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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