Hym Iam's definitions
"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.
Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."
by Hym Iam February 5, 2024
Get the Convenientmug. I'm not letting you abscond with my work and I'm not lifting a finger to get my fuck money. Bring it here and bring it here now, or explain to the parents why monetizing my work to spite me was more important to you than their kids life you fucking vermin.
Hym "No, bitch. I'm not doing it. Whoever is telling you that you don't have to pay my must love child murder as much as I do because there is absolutely 0 chance I am going to let you abscond with my work without paying me."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the No, bitchmug. I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.
Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Female psychopathymug. I choose to be happy right now.
Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 7, 2020
Get the Delusionalmug. Doesn't work on someone who considers themselves a sexy lady BUUUUT it DOES PROVE that the Shit-Lib progressives are just as militant about enforcing gender roles, except, in the opposite direction. To the shit lib, a man's role is to comfort and console woman and NEVER talk back. Or you're weak and insecure about your little baby dick. And that ISN'T overt bigotry and gender policing. Somehow 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Masculinity shaming does work on me so you can such my little baby dick... Or my bitch tits... Or BOTH! What's that shit-lib? If I don't adopt your gynocentric philosophy of intersexual relationships I'm a weak, fragile, misogynist whose insecure about his little baby dick? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I haven't heard THAT ONE before! It's not like I've be listening to EXACTLY THAT on a loop for 33 years! Oh? If women don't fuck me it's because 'I have no other good qualities?' Really? Is there a word for that? Clearly I need to learn Dothraki!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Masculinity Shamingmug. Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.
Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
Get the Watchingmug. How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.
Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Picking on MENmug.