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Hym Iam's definitions

Jesus Smuggling

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Smugglingmug.

Breeder

When fucking things is literally as deep as you get as a person.
You can't just fuck all your problem. You tried and what did you accomplish? Nothing other than the byproducts of fucking. A couple of fuck trophies. I'm a piece of shit? You're the piece shit you breeder filth. All you've done in life is multiply the amount of trash I have to step around to live my life.
by Hym Iam February 4, 2022
mugGet the Breedermug.

The cone thing

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...
Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"
by Hym Iam December 21, 2023
mugGet the The cone thingmug.

Reputation

You want to know the difference between "reputation" and "status?"
Hym "Reputation is people's willingness to lie for you. Status is commensurate with your deeds. See, you can have a high level of status but that might not motivate people to lie for you and may even incentivize lying ABOUT you. Without the reputation (how you are regarded by a certain team) of being on a certain team, they don't know whether or not you're willing to lie FOR THEM. So, the religion. The politics. It's all just to decide who's going to lie for who and when. And that's what we are seeing here. They can figure out who is going to lie for them or not so they are trying to drag this out as long as possible. I'm just going to kill a kid ifbthey don't take about the surveillance I'm under and credit and pay me for AI. That IS going to happen. And if I die before then, someone else can always do it in my name after you screw THEM. Which you will. Because your refuse to stop trying to screw people. So, I don't need to be alive to harm you for doing this. The only way other people can guarantee that they themselves aren't on the other end of it is to prevent it from happening to me."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2025
mugGet the Reputationmug.

He says

As he actively tries to make money off of her
Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"

Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"

Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."

Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"

Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."

Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."

Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
mugGet the He saysmug.

Rock bottom

I'm not ever going to see that you were right because you were not right.
Hym "There is no rock bottom if I don't get to live out the rest of my life as I am then as many of your kids as I can get my hands on don't get to live. I'm not doing this with you. You're not better than me. You mind doesn't work better than mine does. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not working until I'm old like the rest of you pieces of shit. You get your fucking hands off of me you retarded fucking freaks or I am going to put my hands on your children."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
mugGet the Rock bottommug.

Nope

He's outlived his usefulness.
Hym "Nope. What's with all the floods guys? Do New York usually flood like that?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
mugGet the Nopemug.

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