Hym Iam's definitions
Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!
Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Advicemug. I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. AND! AND...
Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
Get the Even ifmug. by Hym Iam October 25, 2022
Get the Poetrymug. Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Catalystmug. Hym "THAT'S THE RYAN GEORGE PODCASTER THING! How they all say '100%' all they time! HA! Oh my God! You people suck so bad! He's brilliant but you guys... Wow! You ARE the worst people! There's nothing there! You're empty! It's just 3 word chants and '100%! Totally!' Man!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the 100%mug. Hym "And it looks like you guys just hang out and talk about healthcare. That's fun. Did you talk about that Tucker Carlson interview where he questions Sam Altman about the death of the whistleblower accusing Sam Altman of stealing something? I'm the guy he's stealing from. I'm kind of integral to the plot there. Isn't that weird!? Isn't it weird that the guy that is being stolen from ISN'T QUESTIONED AT ALL in a case where a whistleblower is dies mysteriously? So YOU, Bernie Sanders see the guy blow the whistle. He had to have some court case pending so he could make whatever claim he was going to make. The guy dies mysteriously. The guy that is being stolen from... Hasn't been inquiried. At all. Doesn't that seem strange to you?"
by Hym Iam October 12, 2025
Get the Hang outmug.