Hym Iam's definitions

Pig sty

And?

News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"

Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Diplomacy

It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.

Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

No amount

Wow guys! You are really at a loss, huh? You really don't get it do you? I already told you who knows who I am. I already told you what to do. There is nothing beyond that.

Hym "No amount. Or the maximum amount! It doesn't matter what I say because I will NEVER have to honor any deal I make. I could say yes to everything and it LITERALLY WOULD NOT MATTER. I can say yes and then do what YOU have been doing and ignore the deal entirely and do whatever I want. And even if I COULD do what you wanted... The first thing you would do... Is put a bullet I my head. You're not me. You're never going to be."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Act of terror

Nope. It was completely justified. If you are going to lock people in your basement. You deserve what ever they do you when they escape.

Hym "And I'll expound on that by saying it ISN'T the Israeli civilians who deserve it. The Israeli government deserved it more than the civilians did. But Hamas can't get to the government officials, can they? It should have been the Israeli leadership's families. So, the civilians had to bite the bullet intended for their leaders. It maybe have been an 'act of terror' but it was an act of terror that was invited by the Israeli government so they could finish what they started 70 years ago and drive the Palestinians out of Israeli."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Incest

I mean, I thought you weren't at laws yet...

Hym "I mean, the retard is a dependent and doesn't own himself. But as far incest is concerned, neither divine commandment nor self-ownership provide a reason for why it's wrong but they don't need to for one to be better than the other. And, of course, if you OMMIT THE INHERENT DRAWBACK of incest, it's harder to argue for it's wrongness. It's not any different than asking why is murder wrong if you're immortal (Tautology is appealing to the dictionary you fucking retard you just said not 10 minutes ago that if you appeal to the dictionary you lose automatically! Jewluminati Destiny?). The difference is the inherent drawback isn't baked in to one of the axioms of the philosophy you're debating. Self-ownership (on the otherhand) DOES provide a consistent basis for why things like slavery and prohibition and murder and rape are wrong. Christian populism (predicated on divine commandment) does not. Self-ownership does not need to be a perfect, all-encompassing axiom for it to provide the resolution for a greater sum-total of moral dilemmas than Christian populism. Which it does. I just demonstrated it. Neither can explain why incest and non-intervention in a suicide are wrong. Only one provides an explanation for why slavery, rape, murder, prohibition. And that's BEFORE law. Usually when you bring up rape to an apologist they cite the passage from the bible that says they have to follow the law. Slavery is condoned. Everything is prohibited."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024