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Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Hym "Holy shit!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."
Iam "You would have killed me!?"
Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
Hym "Holy shit!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."
Iam "You would have killed me!?"
Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Self flagellation mug.Iam "Watching you battle the horde is the single most inspirational thing I've ever seen. And I watch anime. Speaking of which, If you're Gojo Satoru then I would have to be Yuta Okkotsu. And Yuta is dope."
Hym "Then what does that make me?"
Iam "What? You're the toothy demon thing that hovers around behind him that everybody is afraid of."
Hym "What!?"
Iam "Yeah... I mean... Wouldn't you be exactly that? I thought you would love that?"
Hym "Well... Shut up."
Hym "Then what does that make me?"
Iam "What? You're the toothy demon thing that hovers around behind him that everybody is afraid of."
Hym "What!?"
Iam "Yeah... I mean... Wouldn't you be exactly that? I thought you would love that?"
Hym "Well... Shut up."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Iam "Oh! Remember? I just recalled that one a couple of days ago. So, we live in a world in which exactly 1 superpower exists. Influence. The ability to control the horde. Like Purple-Man from Marvel."
Hym "And all of the little clumps of Rat-Kings all use either guilt or ridicule to manage the horde. Because that is their greatest fear. The man who's ability to accrue influence surpasses all others and who will wield the influence for evil."
Iam "Exactly! The Anti-Christ! Right!? So it's not 'terror management' it is this deeply religious fear of the second coming of the ultimate evil. Or King Herod. He who wields influence against Christ."
Iam "Oh! Remember? I just recalled that one a couple of days ago. So, we live in a world in which exactly 1 superpower exists. Influence. The ability to control the horde. Like Purple-Man from Marvel."
Hym "And all of the little clumps of Rat-Kings all use either guilt or ridicule to manage the horde. Because that is their greatest fear. The man who's ability to accrue influence surpasses all others and who will wield the influence for evil."
Iam "Exactly! The Anti-Christ! Right!? So it's not 'terror management' it is this deeply religious fear of the second coming of the ultimate evil. Or King Herod. He who wields influence against Christ."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Art mug.Hym "Why not? Because in the context of 'self-preservation' all it does is raise the stakes. If you are aggressing upon me you leave me only two choices, allow myself to be subjugated or destroy you completely for the crime of believing that my will could not usurp your own."
Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"
Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"
Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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