by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
Get the Pig stymug. Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
Get the Who am I (to comment on things)?mug. Hym "Green Bay Wisconsin. That's where they continue to do the lottery. Not just the monetary lottery but the single out and kill one. They will use psychological abuse to get you to kill yourself or they will just get doctors to lie and deny you diagnosis or treatment. That's where. They stopped using stones but it's the same exact thing."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Wheremug. Both of the jobs I’m working at gave me the same line about them working their way up just like everyone else.
Hym “And no. It isn’t ‘like everyone else’ because everyone else isn’t going to be promoted (preferentially) up the ladder. I don’t care that you were a cashier when you we 16. The outcome was predetermined. The world is one of open doors for the nepotistic offspring of these people. Whereas regular people have to pick the locks manually and sign themselves up as cronies and hope to be given a key. And you can say that generational wealth only lasts 3 generations, motherfucker, that’s all of the people the you know throughout you’re life. You don’t give a shit about anything that exists outside of your own experiential reality. What happens to your great grandkids? You’ll be too dead to care. Unless you believe in an immortal soul. Which Jordan Peterson acts like he doesn’t when he says Neiztsche is dead and, therefore, doesn’t care what happens. Now you say, ‘Well, start a business.’ Not everyone can be a business owner in a world that is dependent on wage slaves. There is a finite amount of real estate and the is a finite amount of digital real estate. Both of which are owned and mediated by people who will pass ownership down to their nepotistic offspring (regardless of their merit). Look at what happened to Parlor. Kicked off of the servers.
Hym “And no. It isn’t ‘like everyone else’ because everyone else isn’t going to be promoted (preferentially) up the ladder. I don’t care that you were a cashier when you we 16. The outcome was predetermined. The world is one of open doors for the nepotistic offspring of these people. Whereas regular people have to pick the locks manually and sign themselves up as cronies and hope to be given a key. And you can say that generational wealth only lasts 3 generations, motherfucker, that’s all of the people the you know throughout you’re life. You don’t give a shit about anything that exists outside of your own experiential reality. What happens to your great grandkids? You’ll be too dead to care. Unless you believe in an immortal soul. Which Jordan Peterson acts like he doesn’t when he says Neiztsche is dead and, therefore, doesn’t care what happens. Now you say, ‘Well, start a business.’ Not everyone can be a business owner in a world that is dependent on wage slaves. There is a finite amount of real estate and the is a finite amount of digital real estate. Both of which are owned and mediated by people who will pass ownership down to their nepotistic offspring (regardless of their merit). Look at what happened to Parlor. Kicked off of the servers.
Now you say ‘then make your own server or buy land.’ With who’s rich daddy’s seed money? From who? Make the money myself? How is anyone going to going to reasonably do that without catching a break? Maybe I’ll be a c-list TV celebrity and then intern myself at a up and coming entertainment endeavor. Then when it takes off, I’ll take off with it. And, at the same time, I don’t have to do any of that. I don’t have to beat up your wife to prove true the assertion that I can beat up your wife. It’s all just nepotism masquerading as meritocracy. That’s where your social Lysenkoism leads us. It makes one person better than everyone and then their nepotistic offspring are elevated by association. Except your piece of shit kids aren’t better than anyone. You’re not better than anyone. And in true xerox of a xerox fashion, society always deteriorates. And it’s going to be the same with that cripple. He’s going to have the only thing that matters passed down to him (ownership) and he can do whatever he wants with it. Sell it off and opt out of life. Play pretend businessman. It doesn’t matter. The whole thing is a farce.”
by Hym Iam October 17, 2022
Get the Nepotismmug. Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Friend or Foemug. by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
Get the Rogan Senpuumug. That doesn't prove that.
Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Laughing at my own jokemug.