Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 07, 2024

White privilege

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?

Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Lion

Lion! Yes! Warrior lion. Very good. You get a cookie. Go buy yourself a cookie as a reward.

Hym "Yes, Lion. Very good. That's who I was talking about! You're still wrong. Your caricature of me is getting more accurate but it's like the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. It would almost be good if it wasn't so bad. And you can tell the writer kind of tried to steer them towards not doing a bad job but they just did not want to listen. Which is not what you're doing to me because I am the correct one and am the writer here."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

We were right, til we weren't

That's called BEING WRONG BITCH! WRONG! W!R!O!N!G! WRONG!

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "We were right, til we weren't. Built a-"

Hym "WROOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "House and-"

Hym "WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Watched it-"

Hym "WROOOOOOONG! IT'S CALLED BEING WRONG! STUPID BITCH! WROOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Burn..." ☹️

Hym "WRONG! WRONG, WRONG! WRONG!

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism

As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?

Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Not Your Champion

Bill Burr is...

Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."

by Hym Iam December 09, 2024