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Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Free Speech

Steven likes the diagrams so... here’s a diagram:

Overarching framework where free

speech is a real thing

V
__________________________________
| The people who’s opinions are |
| allowed within the confines of |
| the overarching framework |
| where free speech is a thing |
|_________________________________|

This ☝️ is Jordan Peterson’s conceptualization of free speech.... There’s a lot to unpack here..... So... Let’s get to it!

How the “Postmodernists

conceptualize the box

(According to Dr. JeepJorp)

V

___________________________

| Group 1 Group 2 |

| Group 3 Group 4 |

| Et Cetra |

| __________________________|

I am here 👉😈👈 I’m what you

call an outside-the-box thinker
Free Speech part 1
Hym “Now, the postmodernists don’t believe in autonomous individuals with thoughts and opinions. They believe that there are only groups vying for power. Jordan JeepJorpson believes that the individual is not ‘atomized’ and that ‘most people’ do not think (because they need to go through the institutions that cast him aside to be taught how to think ✋😒 but not how the institutions are currently teaching people to think because it’s too postmodernists and Marxist but instead how he thinks). INSTEAD, the individual is nested within a ‘Hierarchy of values.’ It looks like this:

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\Political/Religious engagement/

\Ascension economic of hierarchy /

\ Broader community /

\ Family unit /

\ Individual /

\————————————/
Hmmm... 🤔 Well now we need a name for this structure ... Hmmm... Let’s call this a.... Hmm... A grope? No... Graaawooooop... Grawoop? Grawoop! We’ll call it a grawoop! Now, if there is any dysfunction at any level of the grawoop, it is impossible for an individual to be sane. Therefore, you have a responsibility to become a part of one of these grawoops. Regardless of whether or not you believe in the ideas the grawoops espouse (because, who cares what you believe? Ammaright?) “
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Free speech part 2

This is getting pretty interesting, huh? I’m a pretty smort cookie ain’t I? You should have let me in the box when you had a chance you old fucking faggot. I’m going to breed your slut daughter by the time this is over. Just you wait and see.

Hym “Ok. So. These grawoops have different roles. The role of one side (Let’s call iiiiit... rrrr-East), the East side, is to defend the box. We need the 📦. The other side, (Lets call iiiiiit.... llll-www-Side 2... We’ll call it ‘Side 2!’), their role is to remind the East side that there are people outside of the box and to speak FOR the people outside of the box. Now, you may be wondering ‘But Mr. Dr. Hym! Why can’t the people outside of the box speak for themselves?’ Well, they’re not in the box, silly! That’s not allowed! They aren’t even a part of one of the grawoops! And are, therefore, not even sane! They’re like.... Some kind of... I donno... Schizophrenic horde or something! Now you my be wondering ‘But Captain Lieutenant Always-Right Senior! How do these grawoops interact with each other!?’ Well, what THEY do is.... vie for power... Ooooh... Oh shit! Oh, wait.... Why does this sound familiar? Hmmm... 🤔 Nevermind.
‘What purpose does this box (Hmm... I don’t like that. We need a name for the box. Leeeeeeet’s caaaaaaalllll iiiiiiitt.... Harharachy. The harhararchy!), the harhararchy, serve?’ Well, it allows Dr. Jergal Prophetstork to accrue benefits that he could not earn for himself. Because he had a certain lifestyle before he yelled at a retard. Now, he has a different lifestyle. But HE’S allowed to do it. You are not. And we need the harhararchy! We need him to be able to do that. You don’t need to do it though. So don’t even think about it. Oh, wait, you can’t think about it. Well, don’t talk about it. Oh, wait, you can’t do that either. You’re not in the harhararchy. OH WAIT! There is no YOU. The autonomous individual is a fiction Jordan Peterson uses to advance his power maneuvering writing the confines of the box... Err... Harhararchy.... Yeah, that. And that’s who Jordan Peterson really is: A Social Contract ideologue who used postmodernist power gaming to ascend the harhararchy he could not climb on his own to advance his position and use that position to try and restructure the world in his own warped image by colluding with the politicians to which he has ingratiated himself for the purpose of doing things like (including but not limited to) silencing dissidents by restructuring the online discourse. That is all.” Free speech part 2
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Diversity

“BuT tHeY dOn’T tAlK aBoUt DiVeRsItY oF tHoUgHt!” ~ A Dumb
Hym “And by ‘Diversity of thought’ you mean whatever you think AND woke ideology right? .......Right? Noooo.... Heheheh! No you fuckin don’t! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Fictional character

Come on skeptic... that is low hanging fruit. Ok? I did enjoy the video but come one. Why do you think I didn’t do that one? Too easy. Easy mode.
Hym “I was going to save the fictional character thing as my trump card but he’s fat fingering my definition about how “once you fight God in any story there is not way to continue the story.” Man, it’s too easy though. You can do better than that.”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
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Complexity

People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!

Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”

Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”

Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”

Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”

Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”

Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
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Uncle from another world

Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”

Hym “What!?”

Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”

Hym “WHAT!?”

Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”

Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”
by Hym Iam November 18, 2022
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