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Definitions by Hym Iam

Thank You 

I read a news article that said Hamas made the hostages thank them upon release...
Hym "Which isn't unreasonable at all when you consider that Palestinians were actively starving while bombs rained do upon them and it demonstrates that Hamas expended more time and resources trying to keep the Jew-hostages alive than the Israeli government did (who on several occasions accidentally killed their own hostages). So that, I think, warrants them a 'Thank You.' If you ask me."
Thank You by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Speaking of farms...
Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔
Farms by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
Not your dad by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Not your mom 

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
Not your mom by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!
Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"
Farmers by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.
Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Delete Hym by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
A Lawyer's Grief by Hym Iam February 9, 2025