Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 04, 2023

Truth

Whatever my cognitive dissonance allows me to believe. And only I know what it means to believe.

Hym "You know, ever since that party my lymph node has shifted from mild discomfort to steadily increasing pain. Neat! I do wish I wasn't withholding actionable and/or (potentially) profitable information from myself. My refusal to acknowledge my own existence is really getting in the way of my ability to expediently and easily ameliorate my own suffering. That's clearly something I'm doing to my self. I will likely suffer and die without ever knowing the truth. But that's my fault for not telling myself the truth because I'm actively doing that to myself. The irony is that if I was a retard with a big dick this would have been already taken care of by someone else without me having to even schedule an appointment or pay out of my own pocket. And then, when I got home from my appointment, my staff would have let me ride her fat little ass until my bed was drenched in so much sweat I would literally be unable to sleep in it comfortably. Oh well! I guess I'll just go fuck myself!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

We're Gaslighting You

Rick says on camera as I walk out of the kitchen.

Hym " 'Something-Something and Elisa didn't let him respond' Says Greta as I walk in. And 'We're gaslighting you' Says Rick. These are complete coincidences and the fact like things like this happen all time but don't report it or Christians will make up stories about Ghost and Inner Demons to try and undermine the completely legitimate claim that the people around me have collectivized to antagonize me for an undisclosed reason and it doesn't really matter what that reason is because they will just keep watching until they find one and then say 'See! That's why I was doing this thing I'm doing!' And you'll know that they are completely full of shit and they'll know their completely full of shit but it doesn't matter because as long as the Christians and the Jews aren't being antagonized then we don't have a problem, right? And then I murder and rape their kids and cut their eyes out because it's funny to me that they thought they were watching and/or that I wouldn't or don't have a right to retaliate in any way shape or form or I'm crazy!"

by Hym Iam June 09, 2025

Missed

Aw come on... Admit it. You guys missed me.

Iam "Is the vote section closed to everyone or is it just me?"

Hym "If so, that was us! Hahahahaha! Oops!"

Iam "Yeah... Sorry...."

Hym "Nah, they love it. They missed us. Back by popular demand! And our fanbase consists of all the right people (They're cheap assholes who don't give us any money) but they are the people who were intend to be fans."

Iam "I kind of thought our absence would go unnoticed."

Hym "Not that we're doing this for anyone other than ourselves. Just know that your response to this has been hilarious. I'm greatly amused. Which (in the context of solipsism) is your role in life. Great work!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

NPC theory

Wow! That is a long ass article that says absolutely nothing. And you got paid for that. In it they basically say that 'NPC theory doesn't address how complicated the mind is and nudging and priming have replication issues in studies.' That's it. It wasn't a theory. It was a simile used to describe protesters (specifically) who have an absolute sophisticated understanding of topics that is fed to them from the top down and denotes how they do little more than run that script when the are speaking on those topics.

Hym "And 'Main Character Syndrome' is just more evidence that you idiots are treating propositions as though it's newton's first law and that for every proposition there is and equally true opposite position. But Main Character Syndrome isn't a thing. It relates to the soft solipsism that I always talk about but BOTH NPC theory AND Main Character Syndrome are blatant misrepresentations of what I actually said. I also wrote a Theory of Mind that was later used to create AI. So, lie of ommission. Reductio ad absurdum. And as far as the priming and nudging... I know EXACTLY what it's going to do in my case."

by Hym Iam January 03, 2025

A consistent standard

You need to apply a consistent standard.

Hym "You're not applying a consistent standard and you don't have a right to do this. You have to on some level understand that I don't just have to accept this as 'my life' and leave your kids out of it. You're wrong to do this and you cannot be allowed to use this against people without consequence. But I can threaten your kids without there needed to be any consequence. You kids lives do not matter more than mine and I'm not going to apologize to you. Make a statement or else. This is the way it needs to for me to agree to not murder your kids over this and I'm not accepting any conditions or contingencies."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025