A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."
Hym "You're a fucking retard."
A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"
Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."
A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"
Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"
Hym "You're a fucking retard."
A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"
Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."
A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"
Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Derpy quipmug. No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2023
Get the Darkmug. Speaking of brains...
Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Brainsmug. No you don't want to have to admit that I'm better than you and that fucking retard and now you are lying by ommission to keep me from getting what is rightfully mine.
Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
Get the Failedmug. I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.
Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."
Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
by Hym Iam July 04, 2025
Get the I'm Not The Reason You're Madmug. Without servitude, all that’s left is the atomized elitism and theft by tyrants that Dr. JeepJorp and everyone he has (literally) ever associated with likes to actively engage in...
Hym “Way to make a banal point that I have made hundreds of times years in advance.... But you’re on the podcast and I’m not because... elitism! I guess you can just keep doing that while I do... servitude forever. That’ll be great 👍 because then people who aren’t me will get credit for making points that I make on a regular basis. Because servitude technically ISN’T slavery. It’s just servitude! And that’s better than slavery. It’s like diet slavery. Hurray!
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the Servitudemug. Hym "But Ben... Rape isn't a sin... But being gay is a sin... So according to your God Dave Jewbin is more sinful than a rapist... Should evil sinners like Dave be eradicated too or no?"
by Hym Iam October 12, 2023
Get the Eradicatedmug.