Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
Get the Newsmug. So... When Obama And Trump were sitting behind Kamala Harris... And talking about HER the way that Tyler and Rick were talking about ME last night some time between 10 pm and 1 am...
Hym "Obama was doing a coup... Where his goal was not to WIN THE ELECTION... But to make Trump look bad... I don't know... So, what were Obama and Trump doing to Kamala Harris just there? It LOOKS LIKE (And you can see a video of it were some deaf chick reads their lips as their speaking about her)... They were doing the thing to Kamala that people do to me... To make ME look bad..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2025
Get the Obamamug. Is what got those people killed. IF YOU WERE NOT OBSESSED WITH TEACHING ME A LESSON... THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. I wrote for YEARS. Jordan Peterson SAW IT AND REFERENCED IT AND TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF. YOU RODE THE WHOLE RIDE. IT'S TOO LATE TO ASK FOR A REFUND.
Hym "No, YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE KILLED THOSE KIDS. You are trying to AVOID TALKING TO ME so you can GAIN MORE POLITICAL POWER FOR YOURSELF. YOU KILLED SUCHIR AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO LEAVE ME TO DIE SO YOU CAN STEAL AI FROM ME! Are you going to kill the other whistleblower too? THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE YOU HAVE NOT INVESTIGATED AT ALL. YOU ARE LYING TO GET ME IMPRISONED TO SAVE YOUR OWN HIDE. Jordan Peterson has been talking to politicians since 2016 and he LIED TO YOU ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BE HANDLING THIS AND TO COVER UP THE FACT YOU GOT YOUR OWN KIDS MURDERED. IF YOU WERE NOT DELIBERATELY WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM ME. THOSE KIDS WOULD BE ALIVE. SUCHIR BALAJI TOLD THE TRUTH SO JORDAN PETERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO AND HE'S STILL TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO TELL THE TRUTH. STOP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME. PROPERLY. You are POLITICAL HACKS. WHEELING AMD DEALING TO ACCRUE MORE POWER FOR YOURSELF... So you can help NO ONE. USING ME to generate money because you're TOO USESLESS to do it yourselves. YOU WANTED TO TEACH ME A LESSON. I WAS RIGHT. YOU WERE WRONG. You cared more about KEEPING ME OUT OF POLITICS AND RELIGION THAT YOU DID ABOUT KEEPING YOUR KIDS ALIVE. THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
Get the YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENEmug. Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”
by Hym Iam October 14, 2022
Get the Careersmug. Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the Self help guysmug. Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.
Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Nothing ever changesmug. Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"
Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"
Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"
Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"
Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"
Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"
Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"
Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2023
Get the Weak Manmug.