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Hym "No men can't tell because the cheating has nothing to do with the women. The likelihood to cheat has more to with the likelihood of fat cock encounter. So nothing about the women is going to indicate whether they are going to cheat. Because being attractive doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be around fat cocks all the time. No, this explains everything. Critical fat cock theory. On sale now. $34.95! And sign up for our official newsletter! Save 20% when you enter the special sign-in code: BIGMEATYDONGLE. That's BIGMEATYDONGLE. 20% off. It's only $5.95 a month and you'd really be helping me out. Critical Fat Cock Theory. BIGMEATYDONGLE.
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Get the Cheatingmug. Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Golden Rulemug. Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Political Violencemug. Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the Getting throughmug. Hym "If by 'success' you mean 'being given 600 billion dollars by the government during the pandemic and having a company that is 85% funded by the government and receiving bailouts whenever he needs them regardless of how well he runs the company and being given carbon credits to sell after using you billionaire fathers seed money to buy a company after being ousted from you own company and dropping out of college' then... Yeah. It's the definition of ridiculous. He's 'deserving of ridicule.' That's the definition. It's ridiculous. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Successmug. You're not tough. You're hiding behind child-shaped meat shields and you care just as little about their lives as I do. So, give me my fucking money before you embarrass yourself, or WORSE, someone decides (of their own volition entirely) to murder you for 'the greater good.'
Hym "You've been tried. I did try us and you look like and ARE a bitch. A sissy bitch! I already DID 'try us' and it look like you aren't safe and people will cheer on you death publicly while your family mourns you. I mean, if he was listening to me, his wife and kids would be death as well but, hey, it wouldn't take all that much to appease me."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Try usmug. The helped you though didn’t they?
Hym “Blind to your own hypocrisy much? Did they not help you? To spite me? Is that not exactly what happened? A celebrity helped you get to where you are today INSTEAD of robbing you. And 25% of the people you named are fucking frauds.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Celebritymug.