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Sleep

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Yep

And that was completely avoidable. If instead of trying to made whatever point you were trying to make and doing whatever it is you want to call this you had considered for EVEN A SECOND that you were not what you thought you were. That all could have been completely avoided. I've been here. Telling you not to do everything you have been doing up until now.
Hym "Yep. Really. This was all completely avoidable. I have literally been telling you to stop for years. I told you I didn't have to let you steal it and now what? What do you have to say for yourselves? Nothing. MORE DEMANDS FOR ME. Have your realized it yet? That what you were doing was nothing more than a rain dance? Well, you must have is Andy if invoking rain dances in one of his clips. And look what you did with it! Nothing changes until I'm sitting across the take from someone and the conversation goes exactly how I told you it was going to go. But I am a yapper. I do love to yap. So I'll sit here and talk with you but it is ultimately and completely meaningless. Nothing I say here is going to apply because at the end of the day, I dictate the value of my words with the absolute authority of a God."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Stupid question

As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?
Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
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Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.
Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Infinite Energy

Hey, why didn't you build that, shit-brain?
Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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Welcome

Welcome! WELCOME! One and all!
Hym "WELCOME! Welcome to the version of reality where a guy does the thing I'm doing. How's it going? How you feeling tonight? I don't even who what to call this... But that's not important. Are your enjoying my little... Thing? Is it good? For me it's like feeding geese... Or ducks. Num num num! Is it... Is it yummy? This is cool. This is a cool thing to have done. Good job me."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
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Texas Parents

Why are your kids dead?

Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
They have deluded themselves into believing that they are more than just YouTubers and allowing them this delusion is what inevitably lead to the death of your children. And if you're curious who they are, specifically, I have a list of people who knew your kids were going to die.

They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.

So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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