Definitions by Hym Iam
Oh, I'm aware
Yeah, no, this is not intended to make my mental health better. They are (in explicit terms) doing a psychological nurse Rachet. Lying to the people to which they need to lie to perpetuate this as long as possible so that when it fails, as they almost certainly know it will, they can pretend they we're doing this under the guise of improving my mental health, claim that the problem was already there (which it wasn't and is and always has been externally imposed), and then take my freedom away under the guise that ACTUALLY they CAN improve my mental health by taking the freedom away. It's a farce intended to corral me into another farce but only because I said the Christian religion is purported to be a morality test the answers to which we're given 200 years ago and how we will respond is already known by the entity issuing the test thereby making it a farce we are forced and then coerced into engaging in my God. And all they need to do is have a title and then show people posts selectively and let people's death and harm anxiety do all of the work from them and BAM! We got the 50's hysteria crisis. Except this time it's weaponized schizophrenia.
Hym Iam "Oh, I'm aware. This is not intended to do anything other than get me to harm myself or others so they can relegate me into some for of second-class citizenry. Not that I'm not already that. So, tertiary-class citizenry."
Oh, I'm aware by Hym Iam January 24, 2026
Freak
Oh my God honey, relax. Uuuuugh! *exasperated sigh* See, this why they need fingers pinching the bridge of the nose emoji. Like 😩🤏 Right? I mean, it's not a thing I actually do all that often but this is one of those times.
Hym Iam "You're not a freak. But you ARE do THIS though. And you know how much I hate THIS. And you know I don't want to have to continue to do this LIKE this. Just get over here. This is an prime example of needless complication making everyone's lives worse. Remember that? Remember when I said that? Society is unnecessarily convoluted. This is the unnecessarily convoluted part. What you are doing here."
Wolverine
Me (A henchman) explaining to the big-bad why the mission failed.
Big-Bad "What the hell happened!? Why is everyone but you dead!?"
Me "Welp, you sent us to kill that guy, Wolverine you called him and, um, we blew up his car, like, immediately. So that was good but THEN he jumped 40 feet in the air out of the explosion, like and not 'right before it exploded.' Like, a full 60 seconds after it exploded. Right? Like, we hit it with rocket launcher, the car exploded, rolled over, we PULLED OVER (probably a mistake) Got out of OUR car and we were all like 'Oh shit, yeah, we got him!' And then he jumped 40 feet into the air and landed right in front of Ted and that is when swords started coming out of his knuckles."
Big-Bad "Swords!? Why didn't you just shoot him!?"
Me "Yeah, swords, claws. Something. And oh, yeah, I did! Several times actually. As he was carving Ted's organs out and that was good for about .01 seconds."
Big-Bad ".01 seconds? Why?"
Me "Well you know, the bullets pierced his skin and then slammed directly into what I can only imagine is 'a skull fully incased in metal.' And I was like 'Oh shit! That's not very good' and that took about .01 seconds and then AFTER THAT the skin where the bullet hole was GREW BACK as though he had not just been shot in the face several times. And, um, I immediately decided I didn't want to do that anymore so I just sat down. And then Alex ran up to like, you know, punch him or something but like-"
Big-Bad "The claws?"
Big-Bad "What the hell happened!? Why is everyone but you dead!?"
Me "Welp, you sent us to kill that guy, Wolverine you called him and, um, we blew up his car, like, immediately. So that was good but THEN he jumped 40 feet in the air out of the explosion, like and not 'right before it exploded.' Like, a full 60 seconds after it exploded. Right? Like, we hit it with rocket launcher, the car exploded, rolled over, we PULLED OVER (probably a mistake) Got out of OUR car and we were all like 'Oh shit, yeah, we got him!' And then he jumped 40 feet into the air and landed right in front of Ted and that is when swords started coming out of his knuckles."
Big-Bad "Swords!? Why didn't you just shoot him!?"
Me "Yeah, swords, claws. Something. And oh, yeah, I did! Several times actually. As he was carving Ted's organs out and that was good for about .01 seconds."
Big-Bad ".01 seconds? Why?"
Me "Well you know, the bullets pierced his skin and then slammed directly into what I can only imagine is 'a skull fully incased in metal.' And I was like 'Oh shit! That's not very good' and that took about .01 seconds and then AFTER THAT the skin where the bullet hole was GREW BACK as though he had not just been shot in the face several times. And, um, I immediately decided I didn't want to do that anymore so I just sat down. And then Alex ran up to like, you know, punch him or something but like-"
Big-Bad "The claws?"
Me "Yeah yeah, no, the claws. And Kevin? Kevin unloaded the AR-15 into him like 'AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!' but, you know, metal skeleton and then he was like 'AAAAAAHHHH!!' Cus claws... So, yeah, I was done. Um, some stuff happened. I came back here aaaaaand... Yeah."
Big-Bad "So... How did you escape?"
Me "Well, there was no fucking way I was going to outrun him, I mean, you should have seen him sprint over to Kevin. He was running like 30 mph. So, we had a chat. He let me go. But my keys are here. The keys to my car are here so I need to get those as quickly as possible."
Big-Bad "W- Well, where is he now?
*from down the hall* *gunshots* Wolverine "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Me 😖
Big-Bad "YOU TOLD HIM WHERE WE ARE?"
Me "I told him where YOU are... Yeah... Cus, uh, cus of the claws. But I feel like you set me up to fail there a little bit sending me to kill that guy cus, and I don't know if you know this or not, but I have REGULAR bones. And BULLETS? Super effective. Those kill me dead immediately. And so do claws!"
*Door slams open* Me "Ope. Hey! Remember me? I just gotta squeeze past you here a little bit. My KEYS... Are in the locker room. OK. And, you know, boss, if I was a metal guy I would totally do something here but, you know, meat. And regular bones. So... Yep. OK. Buh-bye. I will just sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Yep. Alright. Ok. Yeah."
Big-Bad "So... How did you escape?"
Me "Well, there was no fucking way I was going to outrun him, I mean, you should have seen him sprint over to Kevin. He was running like 30 mph. So, we had a chat. He let me go. But my keys are here. The keys to my car are here so I need to get those as quickly as possible."
Big-Bad "W- Well, where is he now?
*from down the hall* *gunshots* Wolverine "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Me 😖
Big-Bad "YOU TOLD HIM WHERE WE ARE?"
Me "I told him where YOU are... Yeah... Cus, uh, cus of the claws. But I feel like you set me up to fail there a little bit sending me to kill that guy cus, and I don't know if you know this or not, but I have REGULAR bones. And BULLETS? Super effective. Those kill me dead immediately. And so do claws!"
*Door slams open* Me "Ope. Hey! Remember me? I just gotta squeeze past you here a little bit. My KEYS... Are in the locker room. OK. And, you know, boss, if I was a metal guy I would totally do something here but, you know, meat. And regular bones. So... Yep. OK. Buh-bye. I will just sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Yep. Alright. Ok. Yeah."
Wizard
No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.
Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."
Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!
The Jews cast Silence
Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers
Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵
Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!
The Jews cast Silence
Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers
Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵
Jōi no toki Kūkan
The fans were complaining that Yuji Itadori's Domain Expansion didn't have a name... And I'm him so...
Jōi no toki Kūkan by Hym Iam January 23, 2026
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