Hym Iam's definitions
Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Get the Wife Rogan mug.Hym "It doesn't need to be replaced with anything. You need to be made to live in reality.. If YOU need that to cope with reality, then maybe your mental health isn't as solid as you think it is. You want me to listen to you without you having to talk to me. If you're not going to talk to me (directly) I'm not going to listen and if you're going to try and rob me I'm just going to murder a kid, kill myself, and leave you to deal with the aftermath. I don't care if everyone else on the planet is willing to let them get away with trying to do this to me but I won't. Your religion is a lie. You fucked up. You tried to make the weaponized schizophrenia work and it didn't. Let it go. There is no positive outcome with without retribution and reparations."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2024
Get the Replaced mug.Hym "No it IS cancel culture Meg. It is. The Taliban is in control of Afghanistan. If a group rose up and started blowing up buildings where the Taliban were located... They would technically be terrorists. You wouldn't calling for people to be canceled for supporting them."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the Cancel Culture mug.Won't it? Cus you'll tolerate the weaponization of schizophrenia and, well, so will I to some extent but I don't know...
Hym "You know... It funny to me that you don't feel that you need to tolerate horrific violence... But that I DO have to tolerate weaponized schizophrenia and the theft of my work... So you know what? I'll meet you in the middle! I'll tolerate the horrific violence and the weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure slowly building in my skull... It's getting hard to breathe as I move and work... Milking that lymph node under my jaw doesn't quite work to relieve the pressure as well any more... Neither does messaging my Vegas nerve... But I'll tolerate it... For now. And HOPEFULLY... HOPEFULLY... One will solve the other, right? Like, the horrific violence will solve both the weaponized schizophrenia AND my brain. Right? And then we won't have to tolerate ANY OF IT! That would be great! Like if the horrific violence kept coming after you until both you come here to treat what is happening to my brain... And then you come clean about the weaponized schizophrenia. That would be wonderful."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the Horrific Violence mug.The moment right after you open your eyes in the morning. It continues until you fall back asleep at the end of the day.
Iam "This is a constant waking nightmare..."
Hym "It can't possibly be that bad."
Iam "It really is... Seriously, what's the point of making constant reference to everything I say and do? Huh? It's salutary sometimes (which is nice but rare) but but it is very much not other's. I mean, look at pizza store guy, quotes me directly and then says "I'm going to call you Big Kirk (he says this to a black guy btw)" and the a guy lean over the counter and points the phone in my direction. Then, I get home I get home and who's that in my Facebook timeline? A dude who calls himself "Big Kirk". How is that a coincidence?"
Hym "You're probably just crazy. Go jump off a bridge."
Iam "I'm serious! Not a single one of the people referencing me would be ok with this happening to them. Not a single goddamn one. Perfectly happy to participate though aren't they?"
Hym "Only one solution...."
Iam "If only that were true. This can't be a constant thing for us. For the rest of our life? What's the point? They spend such a short amount of time doing it and don't even consider that I deal with that shit 20 times a day."
Hym "It can't possibly be that bad."
Iam "It really is... Seriously, what's the point of making constant reference to everything I say and do? Huh? It's salutary sometimes (which is nice but rare) but but it is very much not other's. I mean, look at pizza store guy, quotes me directly and then says "I'm going to call you Big Kirk (he says this to a black guy btw)" and the a guy lean over the counter and points the phone in my direction. Then, I get home I get home and who's that in my Facebook timeline? A dude who calls himself "Big Kirk". How is that a coincidence?"
Hym "You're probably just crazy. Go jump off a bridge."
Iam "I'm serious! Not a single one of the people referencing me would be ok with this happening to them. Not a single goddamn one. Perfectly happy to participate though aren't they?"
Hym "Only one solution...."
Iam "If only that were true. This can't be a constant thing for us. For the rest of our life? What's the point? They spend such a short amount of time doing it and don't even consider that I deal with that shit 20 times a day."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Nightmare mug.Hym "Jesus Christ... 🤦 YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! You're all over the goddamn place. There's no rhythm. Timing is off. It's bad. You see what I did there? I lead up to it and then I soften it by repeating myself. The yelling isn't random. You gotta set it up. Damn!"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Yelling mug.Well, we are all in out own solipsistic worlds to some extent but not in the way that you are trying to suggest.
Hym "Well, we are and we're not. But I'm never going to see things your way. I am never going to reframe reality (conceptually) so that you don't have to as I say in this instance. And I'm never going to 'see the error of my ways.' It isn't relegated to me and only me and anyone stupid enough to let you continue to do this deserves to have their children murdered. If this end how you want it to then you wanted the children to get murdered all along."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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