I like them
Iam "Well, I'd have to be in the Twilight Zone because everything in space is moving and I'll likely never be in the same place twice. I'm laying in bed right now and I haven't moved in hours but I'm still not in the same place I was a second ago."
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...
Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."
by Hym Iam April 03, 2025
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Hym "Ok... They're sending criminals to a spooky island... Ok... Spooky island monsters... Eh? Androgynous hermaphrodites!? Oh no! Unkillable Androgynous Hermaphrodites!? No! They threw him in the plant pit! Ooooh no! What is happening right now? Oooh no! It's going to be one of THOSE... Oh, wait, it might be fine... Oooooh no... This is tragic... You need to watch Jigokuraku... Oh man... I'm sad now..."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2024
Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Hym "I knew someone would say something about line cutting. That's my biggest problem with you. Until now you've been framing the situation as you all thwarting a get rich quick scheme. And that's not just how I see it. To me it's just me being denied credit for the only thing I've ever done. And aa hard as the mob is concerned... Oh no! Moderately attractive blue haired activist girls showing up at my house and or hotel... What ever will I do!? I definitely don't that to happen... I'm not even a little bit into those... That would be a nightmare 😱"
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
Hym "No I will not stop fucking whining Megyn! Not until that money is in a place where I have access to it! If you wanted me to stop whining that bad you'd be getting me my money IMMEDIATELY and getting me off... The stalking apparatus. Ok!? So no! I'm not stopping, I will NEVER stop! I'm going to have a list of complaints from the to put on my headstone! Bitch! Get me my money!"
by Hym Iam December 05, 2024