So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
Hym "60 bucks!? Get the fuck out of here with that, Locals! You know I don't have 60 dollars! Gayve Jewben should be comping my account anyways! This is horseshit!"
by Hym Iam April 08, 2024
Don't scratch it... Don't...... It's bad for you.... You know it damages your skin.... It'll take longer for the bite to go away if you scratch it.... You're supposed to rub it in circles.... That's what they say at least.... Don't think about how good it'll feel to scratch it... You know it's wrong... It's so easy not to scratch it... Effortless even.... All you have to do is nothing..... Indefinitely.... Maybe it'll go away on its own.... But only until you get another bite.... Then it'll itch again.... Don't scratch it.... You might spend your entire life fighting the urge to scratch it.... You might live and die in squalor... Trying not to scratch it.... It's bad.... But it itches....
Hym "I've said it before and I'll say it again.... It's like an itch... It's not that I'm not in control of whether or not I scratch... I am... But it is in FACT an itch... Just because you can't feel the itch does not mean no one else does.... They don't have to scratch it... I'm sure it will be fine... Just focus on yourselves... And you families.... You be fine... You have everything you need...."
Iam "I guess..."
Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."
Iam "They aren't going to get it."
Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"
Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."
Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
Iam "I guess..."
Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."
Iam "They aren't going to get it."
Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"
Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."
Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.
Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
No.
Hym "It ain't my actions you piece of shit. I don't need to do something else, you just need to do what I'm telling you. You're being obstinate and you fucked up trying to be clever. You will not get anything other than this and if it doesn't lead to what I want, EXACTLY HOW I WANT IT... You will got EXACTLY and ONLY ONE FUCKING RESPONSE!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024