Hym Iam's definitions

Loophole

The policy doesn't saying anything about taking the pictures of staff. Or anything about using the pictures they took of themselves.

I found a loophole. It was easy.

by Hym Iam December 30, 2020

That MF is not real

Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.

Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Ask a question

Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?

Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Synopsis

What this is

Hym "This is not a threat. This is a synopsis of what is, has been, and will be. The cudgel you are holding is being wielded against me and has been for 15 years. It is now in the hands of people who are supposed to be reasonable. So, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the other schizophrenic brandishing a weapon at me: put the knife down before you hurt yourself. You have no options here. If you don't put it down everyone who is aware of the situation will know that you care more about arbitrating fame than you do about truth or justice. You don't have to like me. You don't have to condone my behavior. If the worst of us don't have rights than none of us do. So, put it down. You can put it down as slowly as you want but you WILL put it down. One way or another.

by Hym Iam June 15, 2022

Exodus II

Yep.

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Horde

A large group of people.

Iam "You know, I switched at one point for schizophrenic to dissociative and then I switch back. I don't know which is better."

Hym "I like schizophrenic because it has more of a negative connotation. The horde is bad."

Iam "Well, it's not as accurate and I know how much you hate I accuracy..."

Hym "Yes... Well..."

Iam "And, as to the 'why', I guess it's meant to reflect the degree to which everyone else is 'not me'. And I guess schizophrenic kind of denotes their frantic nature and how it relates to myself and how they relate to each other."

Hym "Yes! I mean they are 'me' and they're 'not me' and they're 'themselves' and 'each other' and they AREN'T 'each other' AT THE SAME TIME. Like Schrodinger's cat. And they are literally a horde."

Iam "So, yeah... That's why 'Schizophrenic horde'..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

Insecurity

Yeah I'd rather be the guy who fucks you and doesn't have to deal with you than your husband. Who's dick is better? Is your marriage open so you can go out and get less good dick or is it open so you can get better dick than you can get better dick than your husband?

Hym "She want to talk about 'insecurity' or 'dick being better' but her husband is going out and throwing his less-good dick around. Ha! You need to start setting the girls HE fucks up with the guys YOU fuck. Quit hogging all the good dick to yourself whore."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2023