Hym Iam's definitions

Irony

Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?

Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.

A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Valid

(of an argument or point) having a sound basis in logic or fact; reasonable or cogent.

Trans people are valid!!!

You are using that word wrong.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Alive

God I hate being this.... And I hate when things are this... A mosquito flew in my mouth when I went outside... If it had not been this that would not have happened...

Iam "God I hate being alive..."

Hym "Alive things are the worst..."

Iam ".............."

Hym "............."

Iam "..............."

Hym ".............."

Iam "Holy shit it just never ends!"

Hym "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Confronted

You were confronted and you're response was to lie.

She was confronted already and the choice she made was get raped and murdered.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Denzel

The god responds to the intent thing was ME! Me Denzel! I’m one of the greatest theologians of all time!

Hym “Heeyyy! Denzel said the thing! God, this could be so much cooler! It could have been dope! You guys are really screwing me.”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022