You don't want to meet them.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
Iam "................"
Hym "Don't you ever get tired of this?"
Iam "It feels necessary..."
Hym "If you say so.... Well, what is it this time?"
Iam "I don't know but it has to do with the denial of reality..."
Hym "Oh? In what context?"
Iam "Well, it seems as though there is this large scale denial of reality going on in the world. And it's not that I am the one true perceiver of reality or anything... It's just that it seems to be the case that people don't realize how the same they truly are... It ties back into my schizophrenic horde concept..."
Hym "I'm sure that our lack of empathy gives us a unique perspective on this. It's what makes us so compelling that we infest the minds of those who are aware of us."
Iam "I'll have to think on it more... I'm not quite there yet...."
Hym "Don't you ever get tired of this?"
Iam "It feels necessary..."
Hym "If you say so.... Well, what is it this time?"
Iam "I don't know but it has to do with the denial of reality..."
Hym "Oh? In what context?"
Iam "Well, it seems as though there is this large scale denial of reality going on in the world. And it's not that I am the one true perceiver of reality or anything... It's just that it seems to be the case that people don't realize how the same they truly are... It ties back into my schizophrenic horde concept..."
Hym "I'm sure that our lack of empathy gives us a unique perspective on this. It's what makes us so compelling that we infest the minds of those who are aware of us."
Iam "I'll have to think on it more... I'm not quite there yet...."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her.
Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
A good girl for not getting slutted-out while you slutted out other woman and waiting for you (her best option) to find her. 'Wait for me to get done fucking all these women AND THEN I'll have a relationship with you. Just hold on a sec while I contribute to these other girl's body count and ruin them for other high value men AND THEN I'll be your husband. Don't do the thing the other women I fucked did... Which is... fuck me... before I was ready to have a relationship with you...' So, you're only together because neither of you can fuck people better than eachother? Is there any way for her to INCREASE her value? Because it's implicit in your ethos that she's doing the best she could possibly do.... So, why isn't she working on herself? If there are better men than you... her value could increase.... why isn't she trying to increase her value... to get the men that are better than you... if her goal is to get the best man... rather than the YOU man. Either her value CAN'T increase. YOUR value must be so much greater than hers that even improvement wouldn't lead her value to surpass your and (therefore) still couldn't do better than you. OR there is something else contributing to her decision to maintain the same value when she SHOULD be trying to find someone better than you. I guess it's good for you that your wife sucks a much as she does or she would be with a pro athlete with a fatter cock."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023