Hym Iam's definitions

Feminism

I have in no way tied feminism to any social ills.

Hym "Feminism has entirely demonitized men and male sexuality UP TO AND INCLUDING HAVING A SMALL DICK. You want people to excuse BLATANT ANTI-MALE BIGOTRY because your grandmother didn't have the rights the YOU ACTIVELY HAVE NOW and then you want fuck (exclusively) all of the fat-cocks and you want me to sit here and pretend I'm not being discriminated against so you get all the moral superiority of being a bigot without all of the disdain that comes from being a bigot. So, no. I don't care about not being allowed to be better than men (which is literally feminism aims for) and you're not fucking me so I don't care what happens to you. AND even if you ommit the Male/Female dichotomy I CREATED A.I. AND YOI DIDN'T! SO YOU'RE STILL NOT EQUAL TO A MAN!"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Narcissist

"They're not necessarily my ideas... I got some of it from Wikipedia... Glued a copy of the bible to my book and sold it in video form... I'm a prophet!" ~ Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones

Hym "If 'Maps of meaning' is 'how people are going to think in 50 years' do you then receive credit for all achievements that require thought from that point in time forward? If yes then I think you're overstating your contributions to other people's endeavors. You sound like a narcissist."

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones"But if I reconfigure what constitutes a 'good person' the way that I cherry pick passages from the bible to suit the universalized ethic I'm trying to impose on humanity; I can't guarantee that I always fall into the 'good person' category... Because I'm the one who outlines the parameters of what constitutes a 'good person.' And then I can avoid all opposition like the plague (in direct contrast to my 'Confront life head on' messaging) because I don't handle stress well. I need to preserve my reputation because being heralded as a prophet is what I deserve and will hide behind my ethos indefinitely to maintain my unearned status."

Hym "Yeah... That's a narcissist. You are an absolute narcissist! That is crazy! This is wild man. I cannot believe you are an actual guy."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

I can't see

How that's not the case...

Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"

Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"

Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."

Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Me too

It means "This one as well" or "I also experience said thing".

Hym "HA! HAHAHA!! AAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Iam ".... You think you'd have a little more sympathy..."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam *sigh* "Me too brother... Me too"

Hym "It's irritating isn't it? Having to ignore unprompted messages from shit-heads who only care about themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

Iam "Wha?... We would be the shit-head..."

Hym "YOU'RE the shit-head! You! Idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I.... *Sigh*....."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Morality

Already said this but you can get to it by way of empathy. I (generally) don't want me to be murdered. I can safely assume that others are similar enough to me and also don't want to be murdered. Therefore, murder is wrong.

Hym "But my purported morality has no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because morality is the luxury of people whose quality of life is better than death. Mine isn't that and it decreases daily.

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Reverse Religious Persecution

Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...

Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."

Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023