Hym Iam's definitions
Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!
Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the The Lizardmug. I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.
Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
Get the Marriagemug. Why, yes, Michael. You're exactly right! The cam girl thing does not sound like something I condone. And I don't! It violates rule #1 (Never give anyone any money)! We know this!
Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?
Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?
If you point a camera at your face and tell men to work hard, people will just throw money at you by the handful! Ha! Deliciously evil! And, with that, he has proven me right once again (which I DO condone)! And the sex trafficking charge is full of shit because throw women went there of their own volition, exploited sad lonely men, and didn't have any problem with it until he went public and made them look like horrible exploitative pieces of shit!"
Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"
Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"
Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"
Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Condonemug. Half of them don't even have kids and if it's causing the school shootings that it isn't parents protecting their kids it me protecting your retard kids from both themselves and their mentally retarded parents AND ME
Hym "So you had better do something about the people doing it to me because I AM going stab the absolute shit out of those little motherfuckers and THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY! And if you're UNLUCKY... I won't even have to."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the The people doing itmug. No I do have to.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
Get the Have tomug. I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Brain cagemug. You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Jeansmug.