PFFFTTT!!! Is my fanbase (largely) female!? Ha! Hahahahahaha! Aha! I know I got a couple of Asmr girls on board Bwahahahahahaha! That's funny... That's a funny thought...
Hym "Is that what you think of me? That I'm some kind of deplorable smut peddler? I mean... I'm not saying I'm not... But you could at least hold me in a little higher regard... Like a smut CEO... Chief of smut... High priest of smut... Patron saint! There it is. The patron saint of smut!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!
Iam "Here try this."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2022
Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
Masquerading as a strategy.
Hym "Well, it's staunch indifference so you can justify the continuation of this. If not for the NOT subhuman YouTube filth who have worked on my projects or research making it such that it might work out better for me to let the wheel turn for a bit rather than act immediately, we wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm not going to let you use this to pretend you're doing anything other than violating my rights and if your kids have to die to prove that you're not doing what you're claiming you're doing then I will show you exactly how indifferent you really are. I'm telling your right now, you're going to have nothing but a shrug and some hollow platitudes, 'guess there was nothing wr could do' for the public. "
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
Hym "The West is this deceptive rhetorical chain used by conservatives AND DESTINY (for some odd reason) and here's what it looks like: What is the west? The West is MY VALUES. What are you values? My incest cult. What is my incest cult? The deification of my own will and the moral monopoly the comes with it. So what they are doing here is 'defending' something several orders of magnitude in front of the thing they are actually trying to defend so THE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEFEND the thing they are really defending. Because they can't. Or they are afraid they might not be able to."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024