by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
by Hym Iam April 08, 2022
Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Sorry I'm getting too excited but any number of thing could happen between now and then and I don't know whether or not I should just write it down for you are what the hell the deal is going to be. Like, I might not ever get the can't to do what you want me to do and if that's the case it wouldn't be my fault it would be yours.
by Hym Iam April 01, 2022
Hym "And still the open question remains unanswered... I genuinely don't understand what you hope to achieve by doing this... Is there a point you're trying to make? If so, it is going straight over my head. It's like I'm waiting for a punchline and you just keep droning on and on... Oh, and the solution to that problem you're talking about would be: date a cuck and then schedule yourself and extracurricular shift at the old developmentally disabled group home and fuck a big dick retard in secret. Not that any of them were particularly competent but I think it still applies."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.
Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
It means he's got a 2 to 1 death to kill ratio. So he's got 17 kills which means he has about... 36-38 deaths?
Hym "So yeah. .44 means he dies twice for every 1 kill he gets. Depending on the game it could be a role issue rather than a skill issue. If you're playing healer support you not likely to get a lot or any kills but you are bound to die a could times. And in 20 games that could only amount to 2 or 3 deaths per game. But if it's a shooter that's bad. Depending on the shooter it might not be AS bad as it could be. He likely doesn't have very many games played if he only has 38-ish. If you're playing rainbow 6 seige or something there are only 5 kills TO BE had per round. I can't remember how many rounds you play but if it's best 2 out of three you could only get a maximum of between 10 and 14 kills (assuming that in the round you lost you killed 4 out of 5 and the 5th guy killed you losing you the round and taking you to round 3). But it's unlikely that you'll solo team-wipe in a 5v5 game very often."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023