Definitions by Hym Iam
Losers
I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.
Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."
We!? There is no we!
Hym "YOU!? Kill the creature!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Hooo... That's a good one! You still don't get it Jordan. It's the same flaw you have in your reasoning regarding Cain and Abel. If the creature is omniscient, then it knows Cain is going to kill Abel. Before the thought even crosses his mind. THAT is the sin looming outside of Cain's door. Did Abraham make the right sacrifice? No... He didn't. Explicitly. An angel had to come down and subvert God's will. I mean, the fact that you even have to ask the question proves that you've already lost. 'WE' can't do anything. There can't even be a 'WE!' Because you know (and I know) that you would betray me as soon as you had the opportunity to do so. Really? You're going to let me win? Why would I believe that? Are you letting me win now? If you're not going to do it now, you're sure as hell going to not going to do it when everything is on the line. It's already over. The decision has been made. But fret not. You won't even know the difference... Well... You might know the difference in a way so extreme that you can't even imagine. Heheheheheheheheh... Hahahahahahahaha! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Saving America
Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!
Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."
Saving America by Hym Iam December 13, 2022
Sequel
Iam "Aw man... You want to watch it?"
Hym "Bah! No! I don't!"
Iam "Ah come on. It might be good. Oh! Did I do the scene idea yet? Is it too late? Whatever I'll do it anyway. Ok... It's simple but its necessary. I wanted to see the scene where he uses the joke pistol. You know? The one that shoots the flag đźš© that says bang on it? Yeah, absolutely necessary. So he's about to kill some guy, right? Arthur pulls out the gun, the guy cowers, Arthur pulls the trigger, flag comes out, Arthur apologizes (genuinely), pulls out the real gun, shoots him, laughs hysterically. It would be great!"
Hym "I'm pirating it again... I should be going to the sequel premiere, FOR FREE.... That's what should be happening here.... This could have been way cooler for me..."
Hym "Bah! No! I don't!"
Iam "Ah come on. It might be good. Oh! Did I do the scene idea yet? Is it too late? Whatever I'll do it anyway. Ok... It's simple but its necessary. I wanted to see the scene where he uses the joke pistol. You know? The one that shoots the flag đźš© that says bang on it? Yeah, absolutely necessary. So he's about to kill some guy, right? Arthur pulls out the gun, the guy cowers, Arthur pulls the trigger, flag comes out, Arthur apologizes (genuinely), pulls out the real gun, shoots him, laughs hysterically. It would be great!"
Hym "I'm pirating it again... I should be going to the sequel premiere, FOR FREE.... That's what should be happening here.... This could have been way cooler for me..."
JeepJorp
It’s that fucking JeepJorp. I’m telling you. Trump was a hapless political bullet sponge. And then JeepJorp comes along with his sophistical charlatanry, parallel rise to power. And now he’s “advising” politicians. Jesus Christ. 🤦 ♂️ You guys are really going to regret you stance on guns.
Mexicans
You mean in the same way that trump was referring to a small percentage of people who crossed to border illegally and was likely referencing the article about MS-13 members dragging a 16 girl into the desert, raping her, and killing her?
A Perfect Life
William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.
Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
A Perfect Life by Hym Iam December 7, 2022