Definitions by Hym Iam
Sluts
Fatcock "No! Cus the other sluts have fucked too many of me in abstraction and in aggregate but this one has only fucked one of me."
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Uuuuum I don't think Christianity has ever stopped ANY degeneracy but, oooh... shit, I donno... by multiplying the number retards by 20? Making a bunch of sluts? I mean, I sounds like a super easy way for you to wash your hands of any guilt. Ok, but here's what's going to happen: You girlfriend is still a slut. You can't fuck a slutmaker and NOT be a slut. I don't particularly have a problem with sluts I'm not excluded from and I don't necessarily want to get married so it's not really my problem but, no, I don't respect you or your slut. How about this: I'll respect the sluts that let me fuck them and then you and your retarded slut wife can go fuck yourselves and die? Alright? If you fuck a slutmaker you're a slut and will be treated as such. Not that there is anything wrong with being a slut but, no, I'm not going to make the distinction between your 'fresh slut' and your 'nearly-new' sluts."
Asset
Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
Mistaken Identity
Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Mistaken Identity by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Scorn
You sure it's not scorn? Is it still evny if you been scorned? How would you know the difference? Scorn. And it's a cool word. Sounds like corn. And something you would DO to corn. Like 'Hey can you go scorn some corn for me? We're going to have it as a side for dinner' Yeah? They should have used that instead of 'shuck.' Why shuck corn when you can scorn it? Scorn the corn.
Mythologizing
The act of creating myths or mythology.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Mythologizing by Hym Iam March 26, 2023