Definitions by Hym Iam
Batman
Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).
Maisie Williams
WHAT!? 26!? You have got to be shitting me!? Well now I look stupid and am confused... I don't like this.
Hym "Maisie Williams is 26!? WHY!? Go... Go back and be the correct age... Do it right. I mean.... WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!? How am I supposed to navigate the world when actresses refuse to be the age that coincides with the things I say? Gah! I feel WEIRD now. I don't like it and it's entirely George R.R. Martins fault... I hate this! My energy has been entirely disrupted by this. I still have more of it than everyone but WHAT GOOD IS IT when it's being disrupted by medieval fantasy!? I'm... I'm screwed! I can't sell my book. I can't sell my beads. I mean... Are you happy with yourself after doing that!? I'm ruined! HOOOOOOO shit... Shitshitshit... Shit..."
Maisie Williams by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
Energy
Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."
This shit's fucking wrong
YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
This shit's fucking wrong by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
Defrauded
Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!
Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."
There are a lot of criminals out there
Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!
Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"
There are a lot of criminals out there by Hym Iam September 6, 2023
If this then that
Nonono I know what I said but don't attribute to me "If this then that" thinking.
Hym "It's a little dismissive to say that it's easy to draw the conclusion that a (or a pantheon of) reality monster(s) is responsible for reality and that's why it the conclusion was the first time and all subsequent times. You're argument is basically 'It's easy to conclude reality monster because in the absence of answers it would be easy to conclude that it's reality monsters.' But that's not the point. All I'm saying is seems a little reality monster-y.
I'm not saying 'if this then that.' Or they drew the conclusion, therefore, the fact that they drew the conclusion is evidence for the truth of the conclusion.
Hym "It's a little dismissive to say that it's easy to draw the conclusion that a (or a pantheon of) reality monster(s) is responsible for reality and that's why it the conclusion was the first time and all subsequent times. You're argument is basically 'It's easy to conclude reality monster because in the absence of answers it would be easy to conclude that it's reality monsters.' But that's not the point. All I'm saying is seems a little reality monster-y.
I'm not saying 'if this then that.' Or they drew the conclusion, therefore, the fact that they drew the conclusion is evidence for the truth of the conclusion.
MY position is: If you posit that the universe has a beginning and you accept the proposition of the big bang theory, it logically follows that there is a point at which there is an infinitely hot and dense single point that at some point came into being. If it came into being then you must accept that there is a '0 point' where no singularity exists and only 'the potential for the emergence of a singularity' exists independently from the existence of a singularity. So, there must be a state of potential that allows for a singularity to occur. And I'm NOT SAYING 'And therefore God.' What I am saying is 'What are the properties of this state of potential and what would constitute sentience?' And furthermore, what properties would it NEED to have for you consider it a God? If you require sentience. Fine. If it DOESN'T have it, then it isn't God. But what would it need to be able to do (other than generate a reality) to prove sentience? And even if it isn't sentient, whatever you would hypothetically call it is functionally the same thing. Reality has been ON SOME LEVEL been created. By whatever process, it IS here. And this in no way relates to the truth of the Bible. I don't believe that it (If you can call it an it) or A GOD of ANY kind has interacted with humanity aside from the act of generating reality. There's no way to infer any sort of behavioral ethic from that. Not If this then that."
If this then that by Hym Iam September 5, 2023