Definitions by Hym Iam

Argument from motion 

Oh hey, that kind of sounds like my thing! Is that really an Aristotle thing! Ha! Wow! I am, like, up there (intellectually) aren't I? Damn. A genius after his time!

Hym "The argument from motion? I didn't even know that was a thing! I should read some Aristotle..."

Argument from motion by Hym Iam December 18, 2023

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

Ink poop by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Perceive 

Yesh now do his talking point about A.I. not being able to perceive shit-brain. Wipe the nigga's shit off your dick already.

Hym "Can A.I. perceive now, yes or no? Who is responsible for the change?"

Perceive by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Cyber Attack 

Oh, hey...

Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."

Cyber Attack by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Loser

Hey, don't feel bad though destiny... At least you're only in the hole $100,000... I'm like 1 billion dollars in the red right now.... And that's if you don't count the world changing A.I. discovery. Functional A.I. is worth like 1 trillion dollars.

Hym "That guy does look like a loser though. Wtf is that all about?"

Loser by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Inevitable 

The fat-cock retard is inevitable. He comes for us all...

Hym "The retard fat-cock is inevitable... You tried to escape it but lo and behold... The cruel wiener of fate strikes once again... You laughed.... you mocked ME.... And now... You look like a retarded bitch... Soon all men will know inferiority.... Fore..."

Inevitable by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

UndeadUnluck 

This shit goes so hard my guy!

Hym "Yo! UndeadUnluck is WILD, bro! Holy shit is that good. Go watch a YouTube video on the premise and then watch it immediately! I'll postpone the A.I. apocalypse long enough for everyone to watch it. Go now!"

UndeadUnluck by Hym Iam December 13, 2023