Definitions by Hym Iam
Love is blind
Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.
Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."
Love is blind by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
2nd use for a pillow
Sex.
Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
2nd use for a pillow by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Jane
You don't give a fuck about what I said about Jane. You don't give a fuck about what I said about Noah. You're an upity, neurotic, kike who wants to have dominion over other people and, like the Israeli oven goblins, you only have the balls to do what you're doing because you have complete dominion over the people you're doing it to.
Hym "Yeah, no, you don't give a fuck about Jane. Your wife is not a Jesus factory. Your religion is a lie. You belong in an oven. Hitler clearly killed the wrong jews. If I could cut the total number of jews killed during the holocaust im half... Just to ensure you bloodline was erased... Not only would I be improving humanity... But I would also be the jewish savior."
Birth control
Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
Birth control by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Parasite
And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."