Definitions by Hym Iam
What do you say when the cops come calling?
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
What do you say when the cops come calling? by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Crimea
Hym "Crimea is fucking huge! When they said they wanted to keep BOTH OCCUPIED TERRITORIES AND CRIMEA I was like 'Get the fuck out of here! You get the 2 occupied territories or Crimea and that should be obvious.' But a territory AND Crimea? Crimea is like, larger than Ukraine. It's like this big-ass peninsula! It's like giving Russia a buy-one get-one free deal! Is Russia, like, offer to buy those guns we wasted back? Cus... Like, does he want me to suck his dick too? Or no? Jesus!"
Literally Not Elon
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
Literally Not Elon by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Psalms 1
Hym "I mean, the whole thing is basically just an instruction manual on how to indirectly kill the people who won't do your incest cult. Steal their shit. If they protest their words are meaningless. If they attack you, they are evil and you can do whatever you want to them. And then you go home and molest your sister. Psalms 1."
Test
You're a retard and your inability to think properly and being spitefully and gleefully obtuse has both wasted my time and has gotten a completely countable number of people killed. This is why you don't try to meet-out extra-judicial justice. I can still do it. Because I am not a retard.