Humpcatter16's definitions

Rock Band

1. noun. a popular game where 1-4 players use plastic instrument controllers to hit notes that go along with various songs
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience

1) Rock Band is a great party game. We'll rent that instead of using the Wii
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Three Foot Flip

noun. a complicated process of flips in a three foot period. usually involved in vehicular incidents. the object is interupted while on its travel and starts flipping in the air uncontrollably in a distance of three feet

In a laggy game of Halo, you notice that a grenaded Warthog may engage in a three foot flip

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Trisexual

noun. a female with a bisexual interest as well as a lesbian interest

She's a bisexual, AND a lesbian. That makes her a trisexual

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Fist

noun. a temporary evolution of the pokemon, Raichu, by use of the ecstasy pill. the attack power of such a beast cannot be compared to most mythilogical beings. also see thunder rape

Ash: Using the ecstacy pill, Raichu evolves into....FIST!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Expos

an advanced writing class, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester

Cory: Hey, what was your topic in expos?
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Balrog

noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug

PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Believa

a word to describe a situation with positive qualities. it has derived from the song "Ten Speed" by Coheed and Cambria, when Claudio Sanchez says "believer", but sounds like he is saying "believa."

Alan: We're able to throw that LAN party this weekend.
Dave: Believa

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010