Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

ho ho ho, hoe

Pimp’s holiday greeting.

hoe: “Hi Bobo!”
Bobo: “Ho ho ho, hoe!”

by HumaneAnimal December 12, 2017

Halloweenie

Holiday celebrated with “dick or treat”, and many latex ghost and birthday suit costumes.

Bobo texted his usual booty call to see if she wanted to have a Halloweenie party.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

synchropissity

1. Negative synchronicity.

Bobo shouldn’t have voted for Trump if he wanted to avoid all of the political synchropissity that followed.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 09, 2017

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

Googley

What you call Google when it acts stupid.

Bobo’s GPS led him astray by 10 miles, thanks to Googley Maps.

by HumaneAnimal December 05, 2017