HumaneAnimal's definitions

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

Yanksgiving

A New England yankee thanksgiving.

All of Bobo’s relatives are from New England, so they got together for Yanksgiving this year.

by HumaneAnimal November 22, 2017

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

happy beerthday

What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.

Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!

by HumaneAnimal November 26, 2017

Hexxon

Witches’ broom fueling station.

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017

hameraman

When the cameraman is a ham.

Bobo stole the show as the hameraman in my wedding video.

by HumaneAnimal November 29, 2017

Googley

What you call Google when it acts stupid.

Bobo’s GPS led him astray by 10 miles, thanks to Googley Maps.

by HumaneAnimal December 5, 2017