HumaneAnimal's definitions

synchropissity

1. Negative synchronicity.

Bobo shouldn’t have voted for Trump if he wanted to avoid all of the political synchropissity that followed.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.

Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

peeincarnation

When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.

Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Guacahole

Vaginal discharge.

Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.

by HumaneAnimal October 25, 2017

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Ho-spital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.

Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017