57 definitions by HumaneAnimal

dick or treat

X-rated version of trick or treat. Part of Halloweenie festivities.

Bobo had a blast dick or treating with all the slutty costumed chicks this Halloweenie.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

Bobo dealt with being rejected by the twerking hot chick by dancing the night away in an act of transcendance.

by HumaneAnimal November 6, 2017

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.

Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.

by HumaneAnimal November 17, 2017

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Hey Bobo, there’s a laddiebug humping your leg.

by HumaneAnimal October 13, 2017

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.

by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017