13 definitions by Human

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

video games

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

by Human July 29, 2003

Trend

A religon that attention-seeking highschoolers worship as an effort to mask the fact that they are worthless nobodys that will never have a life.

Just go to any highschool...

by Human September 7, 2003

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

.edu

A shitty educational or promotional website.

<college>.edu

by Human July 29, 2003

pluto

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.

Here Pluto. Hat this cartoonish looking dog food that looks like cat shit. I swear it's not poisoned with Arsenic!

by Human July 29, 2003