Mars

Where people think there are little green men.
Moron: "Hey look! I can see CITIES!"
Scientist: "...those are mountains."
by Human July 29, 2003
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Taco Bell

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.
by Human July 29, 2003
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pluto

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.
Here Pluto. Hat this cartoonish looking dog food that looks like cat shit. I swear it's not poisoned with Arsenic!
by Human July 29, 2003
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oxygen

A biased feminist program that expresses female superiority, baby story reruns, and that stereotypical bitch, Oprah.
"Women will rule the world"

Fuck them...
by Human July 29, 2003
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jupiter

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!
by Human July 29, 2003
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.edu

by Human July 29, 2003
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