Moon

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

Why is it that this location and that location look EXACTLY THE SAME!?

by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

Taco Bell

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.

Toxic Hell.

by Human July 29, 2003

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

.edu

A shitty educational or promotional website.

<college>.edu

by Human July 29, 2003

pluto

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.

Here Pluto. Hat this cartoonish looking dog food that looks like cat shit. I swear it's not poisoned with Arsenic!

by Human July 29, 2003