video games

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

by Human July 29, 2003

Moon

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

Why is it that this location and that location look EXACTLY THE SAME!?

by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

Mars

Where people think there are little green men.

Moron: "Hey look! I can see CITIES!"
Scientist: "...those are mountains."

by Human July 29, 2003

oxygen

A biased feminist program that expresses female superiority, baby story reruns, and that stereotypical bitch, Oprah.

"Women will rule the world"

Fuck them...

by Human July 29, 2003

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003