Hrm Smk's definitions

Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated

well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.

bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!

by HRM SMK April 20, 2008

Healthy

A sarcastic way of describing a person who wakes up and is coughing and hocking up due to drinking and smoking too many jacks.

my man is real healthy every day

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Sparing partner

also see fuck buddy. Usually this is when its conveint for both parties when they are between significant partners.

joe: dude last night I went 3 rounds with my sparing partner.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.

hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

by HRM SMK April 24, 2008