A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

"The caterpillar transmogrified."
by Howie Feltersnatch November 05, 2002
