Howie Feltersnatch 's definitions
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
Get the testical tangomug. A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Small Penis Mobilemug. 1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Punk-Ass Bitchmug. "The caterpillar transmogrified."
by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002
Get the Transmogrifymug. A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Big ol' thick homug. Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Shit Pot Breathmug. 1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Fuckwalter Gibraltermug.