Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 12, 2014

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

by Howard Alan S. June 09, 2006

Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 09, 2006

turd burp

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

by Howard Alan S. September 25, 2006

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.

If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.

by Howard Alan S. November 14, 2010

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 03, 2011

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 08, 2007