Hopkins21's definitions

calvin klein chicken

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs

Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.

by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019

funbeaten

When a habitually low-performing sports team suddenly, often unexpectedly hits a long winning streak, defeating traditional powerhouse teams. Synonymous with "Cinderella Story."

No one is surprised when Alabama Crimson Tide rolls up football wins season after season, but interest heightens when funbeatens like the 2006 Boise State Broncos or the 2017 UCF Knights shock the nation with a start-to-finish winning record.

by Hopkins21 November 24, 2019

fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

stress dementia

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.

When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.

by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017

hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.

Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.

by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016

winter jeer

the opposite of winter cheer, a winter jeer is a taunt at those suffering a had winter

From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.

by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020