Definitions by Hopkins21

betwini 

a string or thong bikini, the back portion of which fits between the butt cheeks

Whatever Gisele's betwini left to one's imagination, it wasn't much.

betwini by Hopkins21 November 6, 2019

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

phallapeño by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

fat faming 

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

fat faming by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019

stress dementia 

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.

When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.

stress dementia by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017

duplinaire 

How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.

Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.

duplinaire by Hopkins21 November 6, 2016

liprip 

The procedure by which women remove hair from their upper lip by waxing.

Mildred looked forward to her weekly liprip to take care of the five o'clock shadow below her nose.

liprip by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

asbestos 

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

asbestos by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016