17 definitions by Hopkins21

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How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.
Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.
by Hopkins21 November 06, 2016
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When a habitually low-performing sports team suddenly, often unexpectedly hits a long winning streak, defeating traditional powerhouse teams. Synonymous with "Cinderella Story."
No one is surprised when Alabama Crimson Tide rolls up football wins season after season, but interest heightens when funbeatens like the 2006 Boise State Broncos or the 2017 UCF Knights shock the nation with a start-to-finish winning record.
by Hopkins21 November 24, 2019
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The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.
Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.
by Hopkins21 October 06, 2019
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scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs
Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.
by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019
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What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.
None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.
by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016
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noun: The winning touchdown in a close scoring football game.
State won by two points on Bezonquiz Jones' 45 yard clutchdown run as the clock wound to 0:00.
by Hopkins21 September 03, 2016
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