Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
Och, am on me way to jockland
by Hoo See October 19, 2019
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bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day
Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?
by Hoo See January 02, 2018
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Mary

Mary, Chinese lady, usually runs a Chinese restaurant. Very good at shredding duck and chopping suey. Will quite happily deliver said delicacies to your front door in a little white carrier bag with some complimentary prawn crackers
by Hoo See July 17, 2020
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Use

A tragically misspelled attempt at "yous," the unofficial plural of "you," often seen haunting group chats, social media comments, and the occasional angry aunt's Facebook post; proof that the ability to spell is a privilege, not a right.
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Sodden

Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire
Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden
by Hoo See December 12, 2018
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Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster
“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”
by Hoo See June 15, 2019
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Frig

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Verb: to frig
Ooooh fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in me bed last night friggin me sen off thinkin about that fit lad a met int pub
by Hoo See October 24, 2019
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