Definitions by Hoo See

Use 

A tragically misspelled attempt at "yous," the unofficial plural of "you," often seen haunting group chats, social media comments, and the occasional angry aunt's Facebook post; proof that the ability to spell is a privilege, not a right.

Hope use are ok x

Use by Hoo See July 5, 2025

Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits

Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise

Skanky Asda by Hoo See December 17, 2022

Mary 

Mary, Chinese lady, usually runs a Chinese restaurant. Very good at shredding duck and chopping suey. Will quite happily deliver said delicacies to your front door in a little white carrier bag with some complimentary prawn crackers

It’s Saturday night, shall we get a Mary?

Mary by Hoo See July 17, 2020

friggin me sen off

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Oooooh, I wer layin in me bed last night and a wer friggin me sen off

friggin me sen off by Hoo See February 28, 2020

Frig 

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Verb: to frig

Ooooh fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in me bed last night friggin me sen off thinkin about that fit lad a met int pub

Frig by Hoo See October 24, 2019

Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

Gerrit by Hoo See June 15, 2019