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voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius April 17, 2006
mugGet the voluntoldmug.

shoe wedgie

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.
Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...
by Honorarius April 13, 2008
mugGet the shoe wedgiemug.

ugly

A drink:

2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch

Combine in glass...

Chug...

History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
He drank the ugly and puked everywhere!!!
by Honorarius April 10, 2006
mugGet the uglymug.

sniggler

A sniggler is someone who takes the parking spot you wanted, or who otherwise does something perfectly legitimate, but which nonetheless inconveniences or annoys you.
That sniggler just took my parking spot!!!
by Honorarius April 25, 2006
mugGet the snigglermug.

Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.
I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...
by Honorarius January 28, 2006
mugGet the Pot roastmug.

bowl job

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
by Honorarius April 3, 2006
mugGet the bowl jobmug.

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
by Honorarius April 26, 2006
mugGet the muff marinaramug.

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