@HonestD00d's definitions

NDIS

Noun.

What's used by the Australian government to prop a leg up on a dodgy budget to pretend that they will have a surplus.

Also, a place for not for profit charities to rip off their workers and give their chairpeople 6 figure bonuses.

Hey... I've run out of money again.. Can you just skim a little NDIS again off the top?

by HonestD00d November 20, 2020

Kesik

To play with one's self until you create an chronic masturbation ulcer

Not doing much still recovering from my kesik

by HonestD00d October 15, 2021

Hazzard

Def noun.

Where incompetence meets biligerence and you want to blame the public and redirect them after false assurances and get suitably fired up because you have to listen to a younger gen Y as a boss.

I have done turds that provide better direction than Hazzard.

by HonestD00d December 18, 2021

Bremick

A rusty screw..

My colourbond roof was fucked because my screws were all Bremicks

I gave her a Bremick last night..

by HonestD00d January 15, 2020

Stu Up

Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up

Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped

by HonestD00d December 9, 2020

covidsafe

An awesome app that like putting your sunscreen, acts as a magical barrier to all ministerial responsibility. Made out of Teflon.

I downloaded the covidsafe app and was using it during the budget reply to look at my photo ops and ties.

by HonestD00d October 23, 2020