Michelle Branch

Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
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The Best Damn Thing

The new album by Avril Lavigne it was released in 2007 and contains the hit song girlfriend
The Best Damn Thing is The Best Damn Thing
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Cheese

A character on fosters home of imaginary friends. He likes chocolate milk and cereal.
Cheese is my fucking hero
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when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
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more than a school day

when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length of your normal school day
i have to go to driving school from 8:00 to 3:45?! thats more than a school day
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catcher in the rye

a hilarous book that I love that emo's jack off too
I found the biggest goth in the school in the libary late one night with a copy of catcher in the rye and a bottle of lotion
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labeler

a really fun thing that you use to make labels you print out what you want them to say and then you can peel them off because they are stickers.
my labeler is so much fun
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