hot leg

1)(v) to quitely relieve oneself on the leg of another patron in a crowded bar.

Steve: "Christ, the line for the pisser is 10 miles long."
Carl: "Looks like someone is gettng a hot leg."
Steve: "Shithouse. You're right."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

brewdawg

1) a beer; usually preceded by the verb "rip".

plural: brewdawgs

Steve: "What are you doing tonight?"
Carl: "Sheila and I are going to Selib's to rip a few brewdawgs."
Steve: "Sweet."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

studybot

1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Elizan Garcia

Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."

Carl: "She's a total studybot."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

monobrow

1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.

2)Eddie Munster lookalike.

Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

throatchop

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"

Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 03, 2004