death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 06, 2020

Anole

A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.

I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.

by Hlalakar August 19, 2020

ouiness

The proper spelling of weenus, which is the term for loose elbow skin.

I just got my ouiness pierced.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

chigger

1. A mite from the Trombiculidae family.
2. A mixed race person with both Chinese and African ancestry

1. I went camping and woke up the next morning covered in chiggers.
2. I don't know if that chigger should be picking cotton or working on the railroad.

by Hlalakar June 06, 2020

gender rolls

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.

Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.

by Hlalakar June 06, 2020