Definitions by Hlalakar

taintanium 

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

taintanium by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

dildonot 

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

dildonot by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

chigger 

1. A mite from the Trombiculidae family.
2. A mixed race person with both Chinese and African ancestry

1. I went camping and woke up the next morning covered in chiggers.
2. I don't know if that chigger should be picking cotton or working on the railroad.

chigger by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

death roll 

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

death roll by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gender roles 

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.

gender roles by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gender rolls 

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.

Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.

gender rolls by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

incest 

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.

I saw an incest plowing his sisters.

incest by Hlalakar June 6, 2020