Definitions by Hlalakar

phosphophyllite 

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

phosphophyllite by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

Shubdi

A dick that is bigger around than it is long.

My shubdi looks like a hog's nose.

Shubdi by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

fetus 

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

fetus by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

gremping 

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

gremping by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

grease squeaker by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Schrödinger's Sexuality 

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

Schrödinger's Sexuality by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

Horse donut by Hlalakar June 7, 2020