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Trumpet

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
mugGet the Trumpetmug.

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.
When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
mugGet the cuntcussionmug.

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.
I drank an assload of soda last night.
by Hlalakar May 20, 2020
mugGet the Assloadmug.

taint wafer

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
mugGet the taint wafermug.

gender rolls

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.
Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
mugGet the gender rollsmug.

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