Hlalakar's definitions

Enumclaw

A town in Washington which is the perfect place to get fucked to death by a horse.

I decided to make my suicide as unusual as possible, so I'm sneaking into some stables in Enumclaw.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

Shubdi

A dick that is bigger around than it is long.

My shubdi looks like a hog's nose.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

ouiness

The proper spelling of weenus, which is the term for loose elbow skin.

I just got my ouiness pierced.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020