thorite

a rare and radioactive nesosilicate of thorium with the chemical formula of (Th,U)SiO4. It is formed when Thor takes a shit.

My geology professor won't admit that thorite comes from an Asgardian's asshole.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 25, 2020

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Rawlins

An eerie, creepy town in the middle of Wyoming that looks like it keeps the SCP foundation very busy.

My brother was never the same after spending a night in Rawlins.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Shubdi

A dick that is bigger around than it is long.

My shubdi looks like a hog's nose.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 27, 2020

cunt rumble

A loud, low pitched queef.

Rachael's cunt rumble was so loud it made me jump.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020