Hlalakar's definitions

Tourmaline

A magical class of complex borosilicates that can't wait to straighten your hair, gauge your pressure, adorn your bling, or fuck you up the ass.

The electrical properties of tourmaline make it great for pressure guages, and it feels great crammed into my balloon knot.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

fleth

A hair growing out of a woman's clitoris.

Morgan winced as she used tweezers to pluck her fleth.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Anole

A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.

I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.

by Hlalakar August 19, 2020

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Jogger

A relatively new racist term for an African American, because 4chan wont stop until they've ruined every word, gesture, color, shape, and basically every noun.

Whenever I see a jogger on the street I roll up my windows and lock the doors.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

indis

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020