Definitions by Heymuse
brewulence
Brewulence
brewulence
noun
Beer-induced flatulence resulting from excessive consumption of hops, yeast, and carbonation.
Example:
“One too many IPAs and the brewulence kicked in during karaoke.”
brewulence
noun
Beer-induced flatulence resulting from excessive consumption of hops, yeast, and carbonation.
Example:
“One too many IPAs and the brewulence kicked in during karaoke.”
brewulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
glutulence
Glutulence
glutulence
noun
Overeating-induced flatulence, especially after large holiday meals; silent, lingering, and socially dangerous.
Example:
“Thanksgiving dinner was great, but the glutulence afterward was brutal.”
glutulence
noun
Overeating-induced flatulence, especially after large holiday meals; silent, lingering, and socially dangerous.
Example:
“Thanksgiving dinner was great, but the glutulence afterward was brutal.”
glutulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
cropulence
Cropulence
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”
cropulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
nanotulence
Nanotulence
nanotulence
noun
The invisible, microscopic fart particles that somehow spread across an entire room, long after the original fart has occurred.
Example:
“You can’t see the nanotulence, but your nose knows it’s there.”
nanotulence
noun
The invisible, microscopic fart particles that somehow spread across an entire room, long after the original fart has occurred.
Example:
“You can’t see the nanotulence, but your nose knows it’s there.”
nanotulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
plastulence
plastulence
Definition: Something punchy like:
"The silent but deadly release of microplastic particles into the environment from everyday synthetic items, like clothing, furniture, or packaging."
(Feel free to tweak it—make it funnier or more savage if you want.)
Example:
"Every time I wash my fleece jacket, I'm contributing major plastulence to the ocean."
OR
"That new car smell? Pure plastulence from the dashboard off-gassing microplastics."
Definition: Something punchy like:
"The silent but deadly release of microplastic particles into the environment from everyday synthetic items, like clothing, furniture, or packaging."
(Feel free to tweak it—make it funnier or more savage if you want.)
Example:
"Every time I wash my fleece jacket, I'm contributing major plastulence to the ocean."
OR
"That new car smell? Pure plastulence from the dashboard off-gassing microplastics."
plastulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
Plastulence
Plastulence
noun
The planet’s long, slow plastic fart.
What happens when billions of tons of plastic quietly crumble into micro- and nano-particles and drift through everything forever.
Example:
“We banned plastic straws but now we live inside the plastulence.”
noun
The planet’s long, slow plastic fart.
What happens when billions of tons of plastic quietly crumble into micro- and nano-particles and drift through everything forever.
Example:
“We banned plastic straws but now we live inside the plastulence.”
Plastulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026