Hexis's definitions

Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

by Hexis October 16, 2009

jus

Spin, or english on a ball, especially when it is the perfect amount for the task at hand.

Pronounced as in au jus, with a silent s.

I think if you hit it with a touch of jus the ball will hold out against the early break and trickle on down to the hole.

Oh! That just missed! I think with just a little more jus that ball would have curled into the net!

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Side-Jag

A smaller group at a party, who, though not joining the main group, are nonetheless jagging pretty hard. See Jag

We didn't really know anyone at Mike's kegger so we just side-jagged all night.

Whoa, you guys have a pretty nice little side-jag going on over here.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009