Definitions by Heptune

boneless ham 

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

boneless ham by Heptune May 17, 2005

worble 

(n) A botfly larva. The parent fly lays its eggs in a person or animal, and the larva grows into a huge maggot that migrates to the neck and chews its way out when it is ready to pupate. Also spelled warble, wormil.

The rabbit was dead, but we could see that its neck was moving as if it had an alien under its skin, and the next thing we knew, a giant worble the size of a shotgun shell crawled out of it. And we figured that rabbit was better off dead.

worble by Heptune May 17, 2005

weirdshitometer 

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

weirdshitometer by Heptune May 15, 2005

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

making shit up by Heptune May 15, 2005

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

glup by Heptune May 14, 2005

shithaul 

(v) To abuse a vehicle: to drive a car on rough terrain for which it was not intended, to haul more in a truck than it was designed to carry. Newfoundland slang.

My shocks are ruined since my boy shithauled the car last week.

shithaul by Heptune May 14, 2005

meatloaf 

(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.

Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.

meatloaf by Heptune May 14, 2005