obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.
by Heptune May 19, 2005
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wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.
My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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GINO

(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.
Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.
by Heptune May 13, 2005
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nipper

There were so many nippers around the lake that I had to wear mosquito netting.
by Heptune May 17, 2005
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Gary, Indiana

(n) the only interesting thing to see in Indiana on Rt.80/90, remarkable for being an industrial wasteland.
Make sure you wake me up when we get to Gary, Indiana, so I can see the fire-breathing smokestacks of Mordor.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end
I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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G-fan

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.
Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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