Rob

A crime that means borrowing someone's property by force without any questions and keeps it.

John I'm gonna rob the bank

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Landlord

A class that Communism really hates, because they believed people in that class owns lots of land, owns slaves and farmers, is pretty capitalist, and quite oppressive to the lower classes because landlords are like nobles.

Communism's first aim is to equally distribute land to people and eliminate all classes including landlords. The side-effects are former landlords losing almost all of their property and probably even killed by farmers.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Final Destination

A film franchise that causes you to fear flying, standing near trains, using computers, driving behind log trucks, spilling coffee, cooking, riding rollercoasters, using tanning beds, riding on a subway, observating a car race, touching grass, driving through a car wash, standing under a ceiling fan, using escalators, swimming, riding over bridges, performing gymnastics, doing lasik eye surgery, getting spa and therapy, and being on a construction site.

I watched Final Destination and scared to do anything for a whole month until I got therapy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Scholarship

A discount, for college degrees

Timmy got 64 scholarships into 64 schools.

by Hectare Acres July 28, 2023