Heath Raftery's definitions
The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www
Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".
Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".
by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007
Get the sextuple-umug. Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.
A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.
A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.
Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*
by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007
Get the peeceesmug. The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.
Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!
*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.
Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.
Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007
Get the smashenpopmug. A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009
Get the bagatitismug. The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.
"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"
"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009
Get the antismotialmug. A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.
Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!
I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009
Get the shitasmiamug. Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.
We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.
We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.
by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007
Get the flordrobemug.