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A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.
Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!
I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009
Get the shitasmia mug.The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.
"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"
"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009
Get the antismotial mug.A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009
Get the bagatitis mug.One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with.
Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.
Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.
"News from around the traps is that Sally is bonking Frank"
"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"
"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"
by Heath Raftery May 7, 2008
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Get the manulate mug.The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007
Get the blowfish mug.The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.
Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!
*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.
Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.
Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007
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