Heath Raftery's definitions

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009

antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.

"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."

by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009

hifalutin

Pompous or pretentious. Marked by the use bombastic language.

Variation of highfalutin

Have you seen that pompous law student? He's such a hifalutin knobjockey.

by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006

sextuple-u

The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www

Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".

Man, you have to check out this site: sextuple-u dot urban dictionary dot com

by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007

wackadoo

General ado or excitement. Can be used as an exclamation to convey general high spirits, or sarcastically in response to an overzealous statement.

"Wackadoo troops! What a ripper party."

Chick: "And then she said that Harry has a big nose!"
Dude: "Well wackadoo. He does have a big schnoz."

by Heath Raftery August 12, 2007

manulate

To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.

"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"

by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008

peecees

Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.

A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.

Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*

by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007