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blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"
by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007
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antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.
"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009
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smashenpop

The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.

Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!

*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.

Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007
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peecees

Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.

A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.
Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*
by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007
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hifalutin

Pompous or pretentious. Marked by the use bombastic language.

Variation of highfalutin
Have you seen that pompous law student? He's such a hifalutin knobjockey.
by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006
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sextuple-u

The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www

Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".
Man, you have to check out this site: sextuple-u dot urban dictionary dot com
by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007
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flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.
Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.
by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007
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