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shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.
Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.
by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009
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antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.
"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."
by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009
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bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009
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traps

One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with.

Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.
"News from around the traps is that Sally is bonking Frank"

"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"
by Heath Raftery May 7, 2008
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manulate

To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.
"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"
by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008
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blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"
by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007
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smashenpop

The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.

Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!

*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.

Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007
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