worktool

The one person you rely on to do all the admin crap in the office

She didn’t attempt to make copies until she knew that the worktool had loaded it with paper.

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Seatnab

Throwing down something that you’re wearing to hold a seat for yourself or for someone else.

Getting to the movie early, he seatnabbed with a hat, belt and tie for his three friends who were running late.

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Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.

The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.

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Uncle: why you eating so much ice cream; you’re lactose intolerant

Samara: I loves the taste but I know I will be crackin’ on the toilet

by Head Office Space August 05, 2022

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A person who dials into random conference calls and makes anonymous comments or noises.

When all of the sudden someone eerily said “Frank & Beans Knows Better” we knew there was a phoneghost on the call.

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To sneak out of the office at lunch time to buy your beer supplies for after work.

David was jonesed to get his drink on and newnanned to the the licker-sto avoiding the mad-ass hassle later.

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Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.

Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.

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