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worktool 

The one person you rely on to do all the admin crap in the office
She didn’t attempt to make copies until she knew that the worktool had loaded it with paper.
worktool by Head Office Space May 17, 2019
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Workstool 

A workstool is the shit you take at your place of work, usually on purpose to take a break and always on the clock. The verb form of workstool is workstooling which can refer to the actual action in the bathroom or to intentional rationing of bowel movements at home in order to wait till you are at work and clocked in.
Ex.1:

A: "Hey where did Josh go? He's supposed to be moving crates to the basement!"
B: "I think Josh is busy with a workstool."

Ex.2:

A: "Why don't you take a shit and stop complaining about how bad you have to go!?"
B: "No can do partner, I have night shift."
A: "Why does that matter?"
B: "I'm workstooling."
A: *nods*
Workstool by I'm a lumberjack. June 18, 2010
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New Work Tool 

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.
Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.
New Work Tool by transamguy December 17, 2012
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