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Definitions by Haywood Jablome

Dirty uneducated negro, normally named Jamal, Franklin, Topher, Desean
That damn digger keeps taking my chicken!

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler 

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

occasionally 

The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.
Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally
occasionally by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005
The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy
Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.
ePenis by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005
Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.
Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.
schfuck by Haywood Jablome May 31, 2004