Haywood Jablome's definitions

ho ting

overzealous spender,
known nissan nazi

He pulled a Ho Ting!

by haywood jablome April 11, 2003

sometimes

Go Look up Occasionally

see occasionally for definition.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

occasionally

The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.

Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Digger

Dirty uneducated negro, normally named Jamal, Franklin, Topher, Desean

That damn digger keeps taking my chicken!

by Haywood Jablome May 9, 2016

son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.

Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

schfuck

Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.

Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.

by Haywood Jablome May 31, 2004