Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Moran

Moran is moron squared. It's stupider than a moron.

Ed: 1 plus 1 equals one on a bun.

Steve: Shut up, moran!

Moran by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021

Awful lot of ADHD! 

Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".

Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.

Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.

Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!

Awful lot of ADHD! by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021

Speed bump 

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

Speed bump by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.

Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

Methane and sulfur compounds by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Honey(sqd)

Honey(sqd) is honey at room temperature in the soquid phase. When honey is between a solid and a liquid. When you warm up the honey, it becomes closer to a liquid. When you cool down the honey, it becomes closer to a solid. Honey(l) ⇄ Honey(s) is Liquid honey freezing into solid honey and melting back into liquid honey. It's soquid honey. Honey is a soquid at room temperature.

I am eating soquid honey. This is delicious honey(sqd).

Honey(sqd) by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Snain 

A combination of snow and rain. It's like slushy water(hydrogen oxide) falling out of the clouds in the sky. Not cold enough for snow but not warm enough for rain. The snain is in the soquid phase. Between a solid and a liquid. When the snain is falling out of the sky, it's snaining! H2O(l) ⇆ H2O(s) is basically liquid water and solid water at the same time, or H2O(sqd) which is soquid water, or soquid (sqd).

Wear your gloves and scarf and rain coat, it's snaining outside. Look at all that snain!

Snain by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Kegan 

Kegan is a combination of Keto and Vegan. Kegans don't eat animals or carbs and they eat a high fat medium protein low carb diet. Excercise is also important.

Bobby! Look look! I'm kegan!

I think I'll use my crypto. Anything non-dairy. Anything low-carb.

Kegan by HawaiianPunch1 November 30, 2021